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I know some of you are going to say this should be in the jokes section but Carlin is bigger than a simple Joke so...
Tell us your favorite carlin joke mine is If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime what do freedom fighters fight? |
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I love his "More Stuff" monologue. Everything he did was awsome. I saw him live in the late 70's.
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I love his "More Stuff" monologue. Everything he did was awsome. I saw him live in the late 70's. Thats sooo not fair.....he died b4 i had enough money too go and see him..... hes my biggest influence in life... R.I.P. CARLIN!!!!!!!!!!! |
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holy jesus... look at that. honey come here and look at this. come here honey. HEY! FUKC THE RICEARONI!
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Sorry to hear that, But to rub it in, I sat in 3 row center.
 Briliant mind that man had.
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never was much of a Carlin fan.he was too much like Robin Williams.he would start on one topic and it would spiderweb into 100 topics and his stuff was too confusing
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Sorry to hear that, But to rub it in, I sat in 3 row center. Briliant mind that man had.
lol sooo not cool and yeah my favorite bit is about what we should do with criminals and turning the 4 states into the prison |
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Edited by
MisKim323
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Thu 04/30/09 12:40 PM
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I know some of you are going to say this should be in the jokes section but Carlin is bigger than a simple Joke so... Tell us your favorite carlin joke mine is If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime what do freedom fighters fight? |
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If vegetarians only eat vegetables...what do humanitarians eat?
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So, if asteroids come from outer space...where do hemmorhoids come from?
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Well, smell it!
It has absolutely nooooo smell at all! Then put it back...somebody's saving it! And in that same bit: Could be meat...could be cake...I know! It's meat-cake! |
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Well, smell it! It has absolutely nooooo smell at all! Then put it back...somebody's saving it! And in that same bit: Could be meat...could be cake...I know! It's meat-cake! ice box man. close the damn door, youre letting all the cold out. heres 20 bucks go to burger king. |
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I know some of you are going to say this should be in the jokes section but Carlin is bigger than a simple Joke so... Tell us your favorite carlin joke mine is If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime what do freedom fighters fight? I loved all of it. His mind was a wonder to behold. I tried to go see him when he was here but the tickets were 75$ a piece. I couldn't afford it at the time. |
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never was much of a Carlin fan.he was too much like Robin Williams.he would start on one topic and it would spiderweb into 100 topics and his stuff was too confusing well bro its cuz he uses intelligent Humour, and him and Robin are REALLY different, RObin has A.D.D. and George just didnt give a flying fck wethere his jokes connected Shiit Pisss Fck Cnt Coksucker Motherfcker Titts Fart Turd Twat |
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If God dropped acid, would he see people?
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i am a massive stand-up comedy fan.
my tops are - bill hicks (jesus' second coming) george carlin patton oswalt henry rollins sam kinnison andrew dice clay i could go on and on and on |
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I saw Kevin James once and didn't stop laughing for a week.
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i am a massive stand-up comedy fan. my tops are - bill hicks (jesus' second coming) george carlin patton oswalt henry rollins sam kinnison andrew dice clay i could go on and on and on I dont like sam kennison and i really dont like ADC anymore he gets old same **** over and over and oswalt is anti hippie i loved him b4 that lol Carlin, Pryor, Robin Williams, Kathleen Madigan, Paula Poundstone, Dennis Leary, Ralphie May, Katt Williams, Janeane Garofalo, Joe Rogan, Mitch Hedberg, Mike Birbiglia, Jim Carrey, Jim Norton, Louis C. K., Lewis Black, the Kings of comedy guys and Blue collar comedy guys, also The queens of comedy are great oo and i should quit now lol |
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