A married man was having an affair with his
secretary.

One day they went to her place and made love all
afternoon.

Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM

The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his
shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.

He put on his shoes and drove home.

'Where have you been?' his wife demanded.

'I can't lie to you,' he replied,
'I'm having an affair with my secretary.

We had sex all afternoon.'


She looked down at his shoes and said: 'Don't dare lie to me!


'You've been
playing golf!'

That's actually a good one, LOL

hahahahahaha!!!