I'm playing this game
its slowing each frame
makes me want to maim
this lappy so lame

My pointer is stuck
its a sitting duck
cemented by muck
I'm all out of luck

The screen just froze
my motherboard's hosed
and god only knows
when it will change to show

This daunting blue screen
so taunting and mean
that often demeans
its almost obscene

My computer go boom
and now noxious fumes
are being exhumed
and filling the room

so now I just stare
though there's nothing there
now where good lord where
will I play solitaire

Minesweeper ftw.