Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 36
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Fri 05/01/09 12:13 AM




Good because I like my men easy!!!devil :wink: laugh

what a shame, i have standards.
<-----------------not easy.


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No youre easy!!!devil

only for the women that fit what i'm looking for. otherwise, not easy. not available.


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Eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasyyyyyyyyy Sleeeeeeeeeeeezy!!!devil :wink: laugh :banana:

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Fri 05/01/09 12:13 AM
I've been up for about 18 hours
I'm tired yawn ohwell

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Fri 05/01/09 12:14 AM
and the million dollar question to drew is..........











What is he looking for????surprised rofl

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Fri 05/01/09 12:14 AM

I've been up for about 18 hours
I'm tired yawn ohwell
I think Ive been up for 16 hours........ok go to bed!!!grumble grumble grumble grumble

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Fri 05/01/09 12:15 AM
yo notebook, i'm still waiting for a woman i'm attracted to to fall from the heavens. what's taking so long? i don't think i'm asking for much.


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Fri 05/01/09 12:15 AM
yawn waving asleep

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Fri 05/01/09 12:16 AM

yo notebook, i'm still waiting for a woman i'm attracted to to fall from the heavens. what's taking so long? i don't think i'm asking for much.


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Mine is going to come from a spaceship and knock on my door any minute!!!smitten I think I will name him Pork Chop!!!!laugh

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Fri 05/01/09 12:16 AM

yawn waving asleep
wake me up in the morninggggggggggggggggg!!!drinker

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Fri 05/01/09 12:19 AM
no fatties. there's only room enough for one overweight person in my life, and that's me.
no barbies or celeb wannabees. i don't care what brad and angelina are doing. they don't matter or affect my life and my girl shouldn't let them affect hers.
i want someone cute and down to earth and smart and funny. if she can cook that's a plus but not a necessity. i know how to use a microwave.
i'm sure there's more.


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Fri 05/01/09 12:20 AM
no drama queens.


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Fri 05/01/09 12:21 AM


yawn waving asleep
wake me up in the morninggggggggggggggggg!!!drinker

should i call you or nudge you?


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Fri 05/01/09 12:21 AM

no fatties. there's only room enough for one overweight person in my life, and that's me.
no barbies or celeb wannabees. i don't care what brad and angelina are doing. they don't matter or affect my life and my girl shouldn't let them affect hers.
i want someone cute and down to earth and smart and funny. if she can cook that's a plus but not a necessity. i know how to use a microwave.
i'm sure there's more.


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Lol so its ok that youre a fatty but she cant be???laugh noway laugh and you dont want a barbie or celeb wannabees???? Have you actually dated a barbie??? What is a barbie anyways???laugh laugh laugh

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Fri 05/01/09 12:22 AM
Edited by Gypsy41 on Fri 05/01/09 12:23 AM

no drama queens.


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But Im such a gooooooooooooooooood actress!!!!slaphead tears laugh laugh laugh I was Sandy in the school play "Grease"bigsmile noway laugh

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Fri 05/01/09 12:22 AM



yawn waving asleep
wake me up in the morninggggggggggggggggg!!!drinker

should i call you or nudge you?


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I prefer to be woken up with a spear throwing contest!!!bigsmile :banana:

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Fri 05/01/09 12:24 AM
Dear diary........I can "Go greased lightning" like no tomorrow!!!!:banana: laugh :banana:

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Fri 05/01/09 12:28 AM


no fatties. there's only room enough for one overweight person in my life, and that's me.
no barbies or celeb wannabees. i don't care what brad and angelina are doing. they don't matter or affect my life and my girl shouldn't let them affect hers.
i want someone cute and down to earth and smart and funny. if she can cook that's a plus but not a necessity. i know how to use a microwave.
i'm sure there's more.


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Lol so its ok that youre a fatty but she cant be???laugh noway laugh and you dont want a barbie or celeb wannabees???? Have you actually dated a barbie??? What is a barbie anyways???laugh laugh laugh

yep, i'm all about the double standard. and a barbie is some superficial fake bubble head who's overly concerned about whether her boobs are big enough or shaped properly.


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Fri 05/01/09 12:30 AM
Drew needs someone.........

































AVERAGE!!!noway laugh noway laugh

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Fri 05/01/09 12:35 AM

Drew needs someone.........

































AVERAGE!!!noway laugh noway laugh

no. drew needs someone as great as he is. personality wise i'd say i'm about an 8 or a 9. so i need a girl who's an 8 or a 9.


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Fri 05/01/09 12:37 AM
Have you tried..........














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DATE???rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl




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Fri 05/01/09 12:38 AM
<----is actually an AUTOMATED ROBOT.......DOING THE MISTER ROBOTO RIGHT NOW!!!shocked :banana: