im looking for someone that will give me a chance. i have been on this web site forever im shy so it is hard for me to ask someone out

Funny "ha-ha", or funny "strange"?

that always cracks me up...


Why don't you get more involved in the threads sweets, haven't I suggested that before???

I'm a lil bit of both...

I accidently spilled some spot remover on my dog, and he disappeared.

funnny

2 cannibals chased down a clown and started eating hi
when one looks to the other and asks 'does this taste funny to you?'

i thought it was funny "ha ha" not"he he"

A horse walks into a bar and he bartender asks 'why the long face?'

A horse walks into a bar

And the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

What kind of cheese isn't yours? NACHO CHEESE!

everybody wants to be a comedian.

im looking for a funny lady

I thought you were LONG GONE from here.

Why are you so shy
You are a nice looking guy
U underestimate yourself
U look first rate to me
Listen hon, u need to realize
that women want guys like you
Go ask, what's the worst that can happen
They say No, so what, that gives you more
momentum for the girl who says yes,
let me tell you, I wasted alot of years being shy,
now at my age, i realize i was a good catch,
and you are too,
you need to get some practice,
you will be shot down a million times,
or maybe not, you just gotta get in there and try...

a texan once asked a guy "where did you get your bachelor degree?" the man replied Yale so the texan screamed "WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR BACHELOR DEGREE?"

What's the difference between a banjo and a vaccuum cleaner? You have to plug in the vaccumm before it sucks

And, was your dog's name SPOT???