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Topic: Welcome to my talk show............
Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Sat 04/25/09 05:21 PM
disposes of the bloody glove discreetly

The_Pete_Man Joined Sat 09/15/07 Posts: 21383	Sat 04/25/09 05:24 PM
Hey, I didn't want to make my question too hard........that ain't exactly a Mensa convention onstage, you know.......

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Sat 04/25/09 05:27 PM
Hey, I didn't want to make my question too hard........that ain't exactly a Mensa convention onstage, you know....... Hee...heee. Careful what ya' say. Squeaky is fiercely loyal to me....

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Sat 04/25/09 05:31 PM
The_Pete_Man jumps up and raises his hand............ ...and yells out, "ARE YOU A KILLER, OR JUST A MURDERER?!?!????????" (o.J.,slightly drunk and distraught) I plead the 5th!!!!!!!

The_Pete_Man Joined Sat 09/15/07 Posts: 21383	Sat 04/25/09 07:11 PM
The_Pete_Man jumps up and raises his hand............ ...and yells out, "ARE YOU A KILLER, OR JUST A MURDERER?!?!????????" (o.J.,slightly drunk and distraught) I plead the 5th!!!!!!! Then, The_Pete_Man, troublemaker that he is, jumps up again, and yells, "WHAT ABOUT YOU, MANSON............KILLER OR MURDERER? PRISONER OR JAILBIRD?......REDNECK, OR........UH......REDNECK?!?!?!????????????????????"

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Sat 04/25/09 09:00 PM
The_Pete_Man jumps up and raises his hand............ ...and yells out, "ARE YOU A KILLER, OR JUST A MURDERER?!?!????????" (o.J.,slightly drunk and distraught) I plead the 5th!!!!!!! Then, The_Pete_Man, troublemaker that he is, jumps up again, and yells, "WHAT ABOUT YOU, MANSON............KILLER OR MURDERER? PRISONER OR JAILBIRD?......REDNECK, OR........UH......REDNECK?!?!?!????????????????????" (camera zooms in on Squeaky,whose goes back to cleaning her fingernails with a butcherknife....)

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Sun 04/26/09 12:05 PM
Manson: O.J. Yr an idiot. At least I got other people to murder my victims! (audience laughs)

Haley1243 Joined Thu 08/14/08 Posts: 7716	Sun 04/26/09 01:00 PM
Manson: O.J. Yr an idiot. At least I got other people to murder my victims! (audience laughs) I thought this was the studio for Oprah!

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Sun 04/26/09 02:36 PM
(Manson to O.J:) If I were you I woulda' chopped up that ***** and buried her in the desert....(audience laughs as O. J .looks un-amused)

The_Pete_Man Joined Sat 09/15/07 Posts: 21383	Sun 04/26/09 02:47 PM
The_Pete_Man, quickly losing any last shred of self-control, steps out into the aisle, and yells at the top of his lungs (almost screaming), "HEY, GIRLY MAN, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST GIVE HER TO ME INSTEAD? AND THE FACT THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM AIN'T A GOOD ENOUGH EXCUSE, 'MR. MAMBY-PAMBY' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Sun 04/26/09 03:15 PM
The_Pete_Man, quickly losing any last shred of self-control, steps out into the aisle, and yells at the top of his lungs (almost screaming), "HEY, GIRLY MAN, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST GIVE HER TO ME INSTEAD? AND THE FACT THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM AIN'T A GOOD ENOUGH EXCUSE, 'MR. MAMBY-PAMBY' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (Squeaky immediately stands up gripping the butcher knife!!!!) Manson : Easy Sqeaky....we're savin' the murdering for fall sweeps week. (band plays Helter Skelter as audience laughs)

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Sun 04/26/09 05:52 PM
O.K We're gonna' take a break. Don't touch that dial.....and remember.....acid is groovy......kill the pigs!!!! (band plays Helter Skelter)....cut to Shamwow commercial.......

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Mon 04/27/09 03:29 PM
(Manson behind his desk, tapping coffee mug with his pencil) O.K. pigs....we're back with O.J. So, O.j whatcha' gotta' say for yrself anyway? ((camera zooms in on O.J.) "Well, Charles, like my lawyer said"...If it doesn't fit, ya' must acquit"!!!" (much audience laughter. Squeaky, still playing with butcher knife looks on unamused)

bastet126 Joined Fri 12/07/07 Posts: 15553	Mon 04/27/09 03:36 PM
i thought this show got cancelled?!?!

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Mon 04/27/09 03:38 PM
producer: "We plead the fith..."

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Tue 04/28/09 11:34 AM
(Squeaky, still playing with butcher knife looks at O.J. and winks.....then goes back to being creepy.)

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Tue 04/28/09 12:58 PM
(manson grabs a telephone from under his desk) " O.K. we're now gonna' take questions for O.J. from our viewing audience out there...."

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Tue 04/28/09 01:35 PM
Manson: "C'mon' folks! Don't be intimidated. It's only O.J.! (audience laughs)

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Tue 04/28/09 05:06 PM
Manson stares deeply into the camera: " O.K. participate or I'll dice ya' up into tiny, bite size pieces" (Sqeaky still plays with butcher knife....lookin' creepy......)

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Sun 05/03/09 12:12 AM
Manson: We're takin' calls.....