Down South




Tennessee

The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he
decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her
into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of
Tennessee

and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how

much would you take off?"

The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my
Earrings."
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Alabama

A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for
the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under
The weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others asked.

"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the
trail," the successful hunter replied.

"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they
inquired.

"A tough call," nodded the hunter, "but I figured no one is going to
Steal Henry!"
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Mississippi

The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to
his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the
Parking lot!"

Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"

The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got his license number."
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Georgia

A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-75.

The trooper asked, "Do you have any I.D.?"

The driver replied, "'Bout whut?"
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North Carolina

A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the
road.,
and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one
behind it.

Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he
drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked
the fellow what the problem was. The man replied, "I have a flat tire."


The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"

The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in

the front and flares in the back.

Hey, it don't make sense to me neither

not everybody is that dum down hear LOL

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