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Hi I'm Chrissy and I've been clean....damn still not clean and totally addicted. Turn on's include long, slow, kisses, puppies and sunsets. Turn offs: cell phones, beauty pagents and mean people.
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Hi, I'm still Pete.....
I tried Mingle2 once and quit. I tried it again 10 months later thinking, "I can quit anytime I want to...." Now I'm hopelessly hooked.......I am no longer in control....... |
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is there life after mingle?
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My name is mud Not to be confused with bill or jack or pete or dennis My name is mud and its always been cause Im the most boring sons-a-***** youve ever seen I dress in blue-yes navy blue From head to toe Im rather drab except my patent shoes I make em shine, well most the time cept today my feet are troddin on by this friend of mine Six foort two and rude as hell I got to get him in the ground before he starts to smell My name is mud My name is mud, but call me alowishus devadander abercrombie Thats long for mud so Ive been told Told that by this sonsa***** that lies before me bloated blue and cold Ive got my pride, I drink my wine Id drink the finest except I havent earned a dime in several months Or were it years The breath on that fat bastard could bring any man to tears We had our words, a common spat So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat My name is mud |
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is there life after mingle? No, we're all stuck here until the ends of time! |
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My name is mud Not to be confused with bill or jack or pete or dennis My name is mud and its always been cause Im the most boring sons-a-***** youve ever seen I dress in blue-yes navy blue From head to toe Im rather drab except my patent shoes I make em shine, well most the time cept today my feet are troddin on by this friend of mine Six foort two and rude as hell I got to get him in the ground before he starts to smell My name is mud My name is mud, but call me alowishus devadander abercrombie Thats long for mud so Ive been told Told that by this sonsa***** that lies before me bloated blue and cold Ive got my pride, I drink my wine Id drink the finest except I havent earned a dime in several months Or were it years The breath on that fat bastard could bring any man to tears We had our words, a common spat So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat My name is mud Have to say this is a first. Reciting Primus lyrics on a dating site 
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