Topic: Say my name...
Dan99's photo
Wed 04/22/09 10:25 AM
MOI! :thumbsup:




You got it!

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Wed 04/22/09 10:26 AM

What has got two thumbs, speaks French and like blowjobs?
Um, not that I really want to know, but is it you?

lilith401's photo
Wed 04/22/09 10:26 AM
ohh la la, Dan...laugh

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Wed 04/22/09 10:28 AM

I can be found where anything cannot; dead men eat me all the time, but if a living man eats me, he'll die.
Is it dirt?

TwilightsTwin's photo
Wed 04/22/09 10:30 AM
nope

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Wed 04/22/09 10:36 AM

I can be found where anything cannot; dead men eat me all the time, but if a living man eats me, he'll die.
BACTERIA

TwilightsTwin's photo
Wed 04/22/09 10:39 AM
The answer is:

I am nothing




(Great answers though, theyd work!)

Dan99's photo
Wed 04/22/09 10:40 AM

I can be found where anything cannot; dead men eat me all the time, but if a living man eats me, he'll die.


Nada

Dan99's photo
Wed 04/22/09 10:48 AM
What is pink and hangs out my pants in the morning?

lilith401's photo
Wed 04/22/09 10:50 AM

What is pink and hangs out my pants in the morning?


The panties you stole from my mom.

plk1966's photo
Wed 04/22/09 10:50 AM

What is pink and hangs out my pants in the morning?



your hand laugh laugh laugh

Dan99's photo
Wed 04/22/09 10:52 AM


What is pink and hangs out my pants in the morning?


The panties you stole from my mom.


lol! no. The answer is my mum!

Or i guess the answer could be pink_lady nowadays.

Dan99's photo
Wed 04/22/09 10:54 AM
I am the beginning of eternity
followed by half a circle
close on by half a square
through my fourth my fifth is seen
to be the first in every pair
my sixth begins my seventh
the end of time and space
now put my parts together to see whats taken place

lilith401's photo
Wed 04/22/09 11:02 AM
Too hard for me.....

Dan99's photo
Wed 04/22/09 11:05 AM

Too hard for me.....



Wrong, the answer is not my penis.

LordCole's photo
Wed 04/22/09 11:07 AM

I am the beginning of eternity
followed by half a circle
close on by half a square
through my fourth my fifth is seen
to be the first in every pair
my sixth begins my seventh
the end of time and space
now put my parts together to see whats taken place


E.C.L.I.P.S.E.

lilith401's photo
Wed 04/22/09 11:08 AM


Too hard for me.....



Wrong, the answer is not my penis.


:tongue: :tongue:

Dan99's photo
Wed 04/22/09 11:10 AM


I am the beginning of eternity
followed by half a circle
close on by half a square
through my fourth my fifth is seen
to be the first in every pair
my sixth begins my seventh
the end of time and space
now put my parts together to see whats taken place


E.C.L.I.P.S.E.


Well done!

LordCole's photo
Wed 04/22/09 11:29 AM
A sparrow has fallen into a hole in a rock. The hole measures three inches in diameter and is three feet deep. Due to the depth of the hole, the sparrow cannot be reached by hand. We cannot use sticks or canes, because we could hurt the bird. How can you get the bird out?

lilith401's photo
Wed 04/22/09 11:48 AM
Fill it with water?