When you are having a "I Hate My Job" Day...try this.

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy, go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson&Johnson. Be very sure to get this brand.

When you get get home, lock your doors and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.

Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface, so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the liturature from the box and read it very carefully. You will notice that, in small print, ther is this statement:

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson&Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am SO glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson&Johnson."

Have a nice day and remember, there is always someone else with a job that is more of a pain in the a-s-s than yours.