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5'9 and above.... Ok....now leave if you don't have brown hair and blue eyes 
6'7 with blue/green eyes. Close enough? Can you wear wranglers and a stetson? Sure can. Can you dress like the brunette from the B-52's? ..or imitate Fran Drescher's voice when we make love? |
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Oooopppssss, meant to post a pick of me being a bad-@ssed cowboy on my horses....
here ya go... 
Hop on darlin...I will give you the tour around Texas. |
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Most days I'm 5'9 Let's go dancing Pasty Sure I'll try 
Just put your hands around my waist and move with the music 
That I can do
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6 foot blue eyes but half gray hair Do you own some cowboy boots?
Let's go cow tippin |
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5'9 and above.... Ok....now leave if you don't have brown hair and blue eyes
6'7 with blue/green eyes. Close enough? Can you wear wranglers and a stetson? Sure can. Can you dress like the brunette from the B-52's? ..or imitate Fran Drescher's voice when we make love? |
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Oooopppssss, meant to post a pick of me being a bad-@ssed cowboy on my horses.... here ya go...
Hop on darlin...I will give you the tour around Texas. You don't have a Stallion? |
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Most days I'm 5'9 Let's go dancing Pasty Sure I'll try
Just put your hands around my waist and move with the music
That I can do
That's not my waist! |
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That I can do
That's not my waist!  
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Oooopppssss, meant to post a pick of me being a bad-@ssed cowboy on my horses.... here ya go...
Hop on darlin...I will give you the tour around Texas. You don't have a Stallion? Apparently...you have never seen my penis. |
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Oooopppssss, meant to post a pick of me being a bad-@ssed cowboy on my horses.... here ya go...
Hop on darlin...I will give you the tour around Texas. You don't have a Stallion? Apparently...you have never seen my penis.  no comment
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Ahhhh... a woman of taste and discretion..I can honor that....now, drop your pants and let's play Drunk Twister.
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Ahhhh... a woman of taste and discretion..I can honor that....now, drop your pants and let's play Drunk Twister. How about we just play "Pin the tail on the Donkey?" |
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Ahhhh... a woman of taste and discretion..I can honor that....now, drop your pants and let's play Drunk Twister. How about we just play "Pin the tail on the Donkey?" Okay...but, out of common courtesy..we should get the donkey drunk. |
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Ahhhh... a woman of taste and discretion..I can honor that....now, drop your pants and let's play Drunk Twister. How about we just play "Pin the tail on the Donkey?" Okay...but, out of common courtesy..we should get the donkey drunk. That's only fair right? |
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5'9 and above.... 
6'6", brown hair , blue eyes , wicked wrist shot Have a nice day 
Ok....now leave if you don't have brown hair and blue eyes
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Line up all men and have Red Green teach them the oath..."I'm a man, and I can change...if I want to"
 
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Line up all men and have Red Green teach them the oath..."I'm a man, and I can change...if I want to"
*Eyes this person cautiously* |
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5'9 and above....
6'6", brown hair , blue eyes , wicked wrist shot Have a nice day
Ok....now leave if you don't have brown hair and blue eyes
6'6 now that's lotta man and wrist action mmmm |
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Line up all men and have Red Green teach them the oath..."I'm a man, and I can change...if I want to"
They don't want to change....that's the problem 
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Line up all men and have Red Green teach them the oath..."I'm a man, and I can change...if I want to"
I love that show 
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