Top Ten Reasons I am not in any Top Ten Lists

10. Chats Global, Dates Local.

9. On a site with with over 50, thousand members and has only 24 friends online.

8. Never posts a Top Ten list of his own.

7. P**ses in everyone's Wheaties

6. Actually has a real picture of himself, nude on profile.

5. Thinks that 22 yr. old hottie in New York really wants to meet him

4. Doesn't understand why other people complain about "Nice Guy" threads because he really is a "Nice Guy"

3. Never starts his own topic threads.

2. Has dial-up, takes forever to post.

And the Number One Reason He Never Makes any Of The Top Ten Lists...........................................................


1. Believes Internet Dating will find him the Woman of his Dreams.