Topic: OK. WHAT DID I DO NOW?
longhairbiker's photo
Wed 04/15/09 01:17 PM

Hmm local women or women from a distance?
...all regular posters. Three strangers. I replied to all. I'm just baffled. I know it wasn't because I got elected in the top 10 smelliest fart contest.

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Wed 04/15/09 01:17 PM
Perhaps they all had an epiphany at the same time. All the women realize the value in a man that destroy planets with a fart.

EZ4Sheezy's photo
Wed 04/15/09 01:19 PM

Perhaps they all had an epiphany at the same time. All the women realize the value in a man that destroy planets with a fart.


Either that, or they're all getting more desperate at the same time.

longhairbiker's photo
Wed 04/15/09 01:19 PM
Excellent timing mitch.

longhairbiker's photo
Wed 04/15/09 01:22 PM
It had to be the why I'm happy to be single thread. Unless some woman ratted me out that I'm a nice guy sometimes. I'm still nervous.

PATSFAN's photo
Wed 04/15/09 01:23 PM


Hmm local women or women from a distance?
...all regular posters. Three strangers. I replied to all. I'm just baffled. I know it wasn't because I got elected in the top 10 smelliest fart contest.



Quick use Mutual Match Immediately!!

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Wed 04/15/09 01:25 PM
Can I have your leftovers?

longhairbiker's photo
Wed 04/15/09 01:27 PM
I am gaining a great deal of respect for our lady posters on here. And I'm amazed at their diversity and interests. I like this site.

shoesmonkey's photo
Wed 04/15/09 01:27 PM
Edited by shoesmonkey on Wed 04/15/09 01:28 PM
Spring is in the air. Don't you guy's know that it's time for a fresh start? Pardon me, I'm going to wax my wheel's.

longhairbiker's photo
Wed 04/15/09 01:33 PM
I lit a mutual match. Had green chiles yesterday. I'm in gary indiana and all day yesterday they were lighting fireworks across the street at the fireworks stand while I was trying to nap. Got up this morning, walked over and into the store, farted a green chile death fart and left. They've been standing outside the store for 4 hours now. Paybacks stink.

longhairbiker's photo
Wed 04/15/09 01:39 PM
I have a birds eye view of them. Still wondering what happened.

Twitch's photo
Wed 04/15/09 01:44 PM

Well, after the last time you handcuffed me to a fence and left me in Indiana, I promised you I would never tell anyone you were a nice guy -- so it wasn't me devil

longhairbiker's photo
Wed 04/15/09 01:48 PM
What does el muerdoed corpse capis fragrante loco poopo lo quiedo mojado mean? Whatever he screamed didn't sound good. Does that mean it smells like a dead guys rotting on the floor?

longhairbiker's photo
Wed 04/15/09 01:52 PM


Well, after the last time you handcuffed me to a fence and left me in Indiana, I promised you I would never tell anyone you were a nice guy -- so it wasn't me devil
...those are rumors. Everyone knows hot chicks from the bronx can take care of themselves. You'd kick my butt.

Twitch's photo
Wed 04/15/09 01:53 PM



Well, after the last time you handcuffed me to a fence and left me in Indiana, I promised you I would never tell anyone you were a nice guy -- so it wasn't me devil
...those are rumors. Everyone knows hot chicks from the bronx can take care of themselves. You'd kick my butt.


You weren't supposed to tell people I kicked your ass; I'm trying to come off as an angel and alittle submissivelaugh

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Wed 04/15/09 02:08 PM
Hmmmmmmmmm well I guess you will just have to choose!!!bigsmile


But then again.....why have chicken when you can have steak???devil

longhairbiker's photo
Wed 04/15/09 08:01 PM
I like pizza.

zanne46's photo
Wed 04/15/09 08:07 PM
Enjoy it now...

cause all the attention..will....go away...

sorry..didn't meen to bust the bubble..

it's the net...:wink:

I think u have nerves of steel....but lanolium...is humbling... flowers

FearandLoathing's photo
Wed 04/15/09 08:09 PM

I have all the wonderful, beautiful, interesting women on this site emailing me, viewing me, nudging me, and its making me nervous. Either I said or did something. Or someone said or did something in the threads to patronize me. Hmmmmmm what gives?


Trade of tricks mate, trade of tricks...no one views me, get a nudge or two from time to time and don't get e-mails. Who knows how the hell any of that happens to someone, random I think...but eery none the less.

longhairbiker's photo
Wed 04/15/09 08:12 PM
It was eerie. Its happened before but its always because I said something. Just coincidence I guess.