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~Nicknames~ If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose. If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy. ~eating out ~ When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. ~Money~ A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. ~Bathrooms~ A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. ~Arguments~ A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ~Cats~ Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats. ~Future~ A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. ~Success~ A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. ~Marriage~ A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does. ~Dressing Up~ A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. ~Natural~ Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. ~Offspring~ Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. ~Thought for the Day~ Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing. -Author unknown |
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have we had some man flavored hater-ade this morn?
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74Drew nope luv men but its the truth
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not entirely.
i can't defend all of them. mostly from lack of experience, but i don't kick cats. and i worry about the future in case i were to find a wife. there's other stuff as well. we're not all self absorbed. . . . |
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not entirely. i can't defend all of them. mostly from lack of experience, but i don't kick cats. and i worry about the future in case i were to find a wife. there's other stuff as well. we're not all self absorbed. . . . i know this, thats why its under jokes, there are a few guys out there that arent self absorbed but i also know they are hard to find |
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that means they're worth it when you do find one.
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Hey Drew.........a man does not have to be self-absorbed for these statements to be true. Once you go through the marriage experience then you will understand that all of these statements are true, especially the "future" and "marriage" statements.
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Hey Drew.........a man does not have to be self-absorbed for these statements to be true. Once you go through the marriage experience then you will understand that all of these statements are true, especially the "future" and "marriage" statements. i hope not. . . . |
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Hey Drew.........a man does not have to be self-absorbed for these statements to be true. Once you go through the marriage experience then you will understand that all of these statements are true, especially the "future" and "marriage" statements. thank you lol |
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~Cats~
Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats. GOOOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!! seen the list before, but hey...it's mostly true. Here Kitty Kitty.... Don't look 
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Hey Drew.........a man does not have to be self-absorbed for these statements to be true. Once you go through the marriage experience then you will understand that all of these statements are true, especially the "future" and "marriage" statements. i hope not. . . . sorry man, but it's a fact................. |
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i firmly disagree that it's all fact. and you cannot convice me otherwise. not all men resemble those generalizations and i'm sure that many women agree that not all of them are similar to the "facts" about women either.
i understand that it's a joke, but the OP posted 2 threads nearly back to back with men being the butt of the joke. if a man had done the same thing with regards to women, he'd have been excommunicated for it. . . . |
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Some men dislike cats but Ive also known men to own cats. I think as a general rule however, men tend to gravitate to the rough and tumble nature of dogs and women seem to have more genuine affection for cats.
Not always, Im just saying this is very often the case. People can be allergic to cats and that causes an aversion to them male or female. That dander is a problem no doubt. |
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Dang cats!!
 
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I own 5 cats. Well the 5th is a stray Calico that just showed up and never left so now there is 5. They pretty much run this house. If Im not up by 6 am to feed them they start jumping on my head while Im in bed and pulling on my hair with their teeth!
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All true - apart from the kicking cats part
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I happen to own 2 cats and i love them dearly
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