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1.On a can of bug spray:
Harmful to bees 2.On a life-saving device: "This is not a life-saving device". Best take it back to the store for a refund then .... 3.On a children's cough syrup: "Do not drive car or operate machinery". 4.On a motorcycle mirror: "Objects in the mirror are actually behind you". It begs the question ... there are mirrors that show you whats in front of you? 5.On a box of sleeping pills: "May cause drowsiness". 6.On a milk bottle: "After opening, keep up right". 7.On a bag of peanuts: "May contain nuts". Ever tried asking for the no nuts pack of nuts? I know its a nutty question. 8.On a water heater: "If the building in which heater resides is on fire, do not enter the building". 9.On a mattress: "Do not attempt to swallow". Is this because it just looks silly? Wow a mnufacturer trying to stop fools looking like fools .... 10.On a TV remote control: "Not dish washer safe". 11.On a chainsaw I bought a long time ago Warning do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals 12. On a hair dryer: Do not operate while sleeping.  
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11.On a chainsaw I bought a long time ago Warning do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals.
I know last time I was using a chainsaw I made my last cut & decided I should grab that spinning chain & let it tickle it`s way to a halt against my genitals. |
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Ive had a hair dryer that said the same thing... Makes you wonder what happened to the person who did operate it while sleeping?????
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I had a curling iron that said "do not insert into any orifice while product is on".... Really? is it necessary to tell someone not to do that?? ...lol
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