I'm going to go teach a kindergarten class how to paint tomorrow
gonna do a demo an then turn em loose with brushes an paints



should be fun
}}}}}ohm{{{{{{ make me better an give me lots of ernergy for tomorrow

{{{{Purple}}}} That sounds like lots of fun!!

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.



Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.



You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

Dear Diary;

Preperation H ROCKS!

Nobody in the diary today? WHICH MEANS CANADA IS UNGUARDED! TIME FOR MY INVASION!

Im on lockdown again!!!!

Influenza A virus subtype H5N1, also known as "bird flu," A(H5N1) or simply H5N1, is a subtype of the Influenza A virus which can cause illness in humans and many other animal species.[1] A bird-adapted strain of H5N1, called HPAI A(H5N1) for "highly pathogenic avian influenza virus of type A of subtype H5N1", is the causative agent of H5N1 flu, commonly known as "avian influenza" or "bird flu". It is enzootic in many bird populations, especially in Southeast Asia. One strain of HPAI A(H5N1) is spreading globally after first appearing in Asia. It is epizootic (an epidemic in nonhumans) and panzootic (affecting animals of many species, especially over a wide area), killing tens of millions of birds and spurring the culling of hundreds of millions of others to stem its spread. Most references to "bird flu" and H5N1 in the popular media refer to this strain.[2]

According to the FAO Avian Influenza Disease Emergency Situation Update, H5N1 pathogenicity is continuing to gradually rise in wild birds in endemic areas but the avian influenza disease situation in farmed birds is being held in check by vaccination. Eleven outbreaks of H5N1 were reported worldwide in June 2008 in five countries (China, Egypt, Indonesia, Pakistan and Vietnam) compared to 65 outbreaks in June 2006 and 55 in June 2007. The "global HPAI situation can be said to have improved markedly in the first half of 2008 [but] cases of HPAI are still underestimated and underreported in many countries because of limitations in country disease surveillance systems".[3]

Oh noez!!! Gypsy's got bird flu! She's gonna start clucking like a chicken!!!

This is not good.......people are going to die!!

I dont have it............yet!!!

So we should be worried if you start sprouting feathers and a beak?

Nahhhhhhhhhh just be worried when I quit posting......

you should move, now. and closer to me.


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Don't worry... just move to California. I've got some "treatments" for you...

Did someone sprinkle cat nip on my head again???

Bean sprouts and tofu terror???

I was thinking of a much naughtier "treatment".

Uh oh!!! Moof did you get into the wine coolers again???

I had TWO wine coolers!!!

just trying to give you options/suggestions. i'm tryin to be helpful...to both of us.


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