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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 34 | |
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Here is my new soul mate..........NOT ANOTHER MAN WITH FISH!!!  
I wonder if he knows Im going to marry him!!!??   
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 its a nice day I've procrastinating so i'm going to stop that
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AND the next contestant is a russian prince.......at least I think that is where reykajavik is???
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its a nice day I've procrastinating so i'm going to stop that
 I'm procrastinating looking up some information and making calls but i'm working on it now
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Dearest Journal ... I have decided that .....
I will no longer be subjected too ...... an empty beer mug EVER AGAIN  
Oh and apparently " THE LIST" is out and I have avoided another one WHEW that was close 
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The List?????
The only list I make is a shopping list!!!
Apples Cheese condoms sugar nipple enlargement cream febreeze |
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oh gawd!!
I just had the worst coughing fit buggered up my ribs an my back GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT have time for THIS!! 
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Ohhhhhhh now I see the list!!!
I wont end up on anyones list!!! unless of course there is a list for nice girls with
really dirty minds!!! 
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oh gawd!! I just had the worst coughing fit buggered up my ribs an my back GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT have time for THIS!!
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I once sneezed and put my back out for a week!!!
You need a cough suppressant.......try Benalyn DM!! 
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doctor told me asthma people shouldnt do cough syrup
I'm having a cup of tazo zen tea  and a cigarette
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 doctor told me asthma people shouldnt do cough syrup I'm having a cup of tazo zen tea and a cigarette
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The List?????
The only list I make is a shopping list!!!
Apples Cheese condoms sugar nipple enlargement cream febreeze apples- CHECK 
Cheese ( slices ) - CHECK
Condoms ( already FIXED, boring story long ) - check 
sugar - CHECK
nipple npple cream - WTH ??? not for me CHECK 
Febreeze- check on slae this week
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I forgot the chinese torture set!!!! Available at a Walmart near you!!!!
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oh crap time flies when you dont have much
can somebody blow up some balloons while I'm picking him up ? I got no wind in me
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oh crap time flies when you dont have much
can somebody blow up some balloons while I'm picking him up ? I got no wind in me
<----quickly draws pictures of balloons and tacks them on purples walls!!! 
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Dear diary.....the word of the day is IMPROVISE!!! BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER 5 AND THE NUMBER S!!!
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Dear Diary
I have come to the conclusion that Gypsy Will not marry me , no matter how many times i ask 
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Dear Diary I have come to the conclusion that Gypsy Will not marry me , no matter how many times i ask
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