Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into."

Now that was funny

Haha very clever!

Pearl jam covered last kiss....What band was it

written by Wayne Cochran in 1962

Keith, you have your funny hat on today...

I'll second that!

very creative!

that is kool

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The father thought for a moment, then answered, Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.


Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.


So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids t o a great University!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

'Of course,' the brother replied.
'Do you know what a million bucks would buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.


His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically' ?'


The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars.

But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a homo.
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