No, but the damn thing would probably eat em. Goats will eat just about anything they can get their mouth on. When I was small my grandma had a goat. Sob damn near ate everything.


Do you think a billy goat will butt you?

Or will the billy goat bite you?

Can you ride the billy goat?

Do they make billy goat saddles?

For a lil ol billy goat, whacha need a saddle for???

Some men suck.

How can some people be so inconsiderate?

do you think that question will ever get answered?

Well, if he ever calls back and explains himself, maybe it will. Otherwise, he's toast. Can I hire you to be my goon?

Do you have THAT much money on hand

Oh, so you're pretty expenisve, are ya?

worth every dime though......so who needs to be shaken back to reality?

Guy I am seeing. Remember? The one in Florida. He was supposed to come for a visit, his flight was going to get in at noon yesterday. Then he calls and tells me that there was a medical problem with his mom and that he was going to have to take the later flight, which arrived at 9:30pm last night. He said he would call me when he landed. The plan was he was going to rent a car, come pick me up and then we go get a hotel...we always do this when he visits.

He has not called. And his flight should have landed 9 hours ago! I have been up all night worrying. I left him two voice mails and a text message telling him I was really worried and to please call me. Nothin'. I'm not sure what to think. I hope there was not an emergency with his mom. Or maybe his phone was dead when he got off the flight or who knows what. But in any case, he's had plenty of time to let me know whether he is okay, don't you think? I'm really upset.

Be my goon?

Ok first lets not jump to conclusions, there maybe a perfectly good explanation for his actions. Yes I agree no matter what he should have called you to let you know so that you didn't worry but maybe he just couldn't call. If he doesn't call you today, then hell yes I will be your goon and we will both go and kick is sorry arse.

do you have to work today or did you take off since he was gonna be coming?

What's a goon?

(I'm sorry to hear that you were stood up. I hate that when that happens.)

I took the day off! And he knows how busy I am right now, with our graduation taking place on Monday...this is the last day of practice before the big day. Plus I have tons of work to do on my students' memory books still. He knows this. So he really should have called me so I could go to work today if he isn't coming.

Trying not to jump to conclusions. And of course, if he does call, I will be nice and hear him out and no go off on him half-cocked. What does "half-cocked" mean, anyway? Some sort of gun-slinger terminology?

(Half cocked is a gun term referring, I think, to a position of the trigger.)

Is a goon like a hit man?????

that is a term referring to the cocking of a guns hammer.......only half cocked so that you can uncock the gun instead of firing at will at his stupid arse

I'm sorry this happened but no matter what it is his lose not yours, the jerk

why do I know this information

Can't it also refer to Mr Bobbitt after the incident?

LOL, yes! Patti is good for that sort of thing, is she not?

Cause you are a fountain of useless knowledge! Which is one of a great many reasons why we love you!