Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 32 | |
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Knows I don't like to make a mess.......
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Pete was in my Easter basket this morning
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kept Pete out of my easter basket
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Knows it is better to be someone's short list, than on someone's sh1t list.
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keeps me off the bad-girl list
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Knows I don't like to make a mess....... LMFAO |
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is really a city slicker
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Made cameo appearances on The Addams Family......
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Also has STS, Smarta$$ Tourette's Syndrome.
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Thinks a smartass is someone who can fart intelligently.
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Would rather be on someone's sh1t list, than their short list.
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Is able to read minds from hundreds, if not thousands of miles away.
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He knows I am miserable and ornery yet he's still willing to come meet me tomorrow.
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Knows I'm hitchhiking along I-90 West right now, and making my posts from a Blackberry.
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Has been worried about the side effects of my medications.
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Is SO medicated, she is unaware of the side effects of her medications..........
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Doesn't know I am taking a physical pain endurance challenge.
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Edited by
The_Pete_Man
on
Sun 04/12/09 01:55 PM
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Is SO medicated, she doesn't know that I learned her measurements by taking them myself........
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Is SO medicated, she doesn't know that I learned her measurements by taking them myself........ Won't be able to wipe that smile off his face for weeks. |
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Doesn't want anyone to know I was singing dirty songs to her over the phone......
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