Topic: Chief Bowels
uk1971's photo
Fri 04/10/09 02:37 PM
One day two government agents visit a small Indian village to inform them that they will have to move to make way for a new road. They talk with the chief for an hour and his only response is
"Chief Bowels won't move."
Not realising that this is the chief's name, the men hand the chief a box of ex-lax, hoping that after he is relieved from his current discomfort he will be more receptive to their request. They com back two days later, ask again, and again the chief says
"Chief Bowels won't move."
So they decide to give him two boxes of ex-lax. They come back three days later and ask the chief once more to move his village.
This time the chief says,
"Chief Bowels have to move. Teepee full of sh!t!"

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wannacuddlewthme's photo
Fri 04/10/09 03:13 PM
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MirrorMirror's photo
Fri 04/10/09 03:27 PM

One day two government agents visit a small Indian village to inform them that they will have to move to make way for a new road. They talk with the chief for an hour and his only response is
"Chief Bowels won't move."
Not realising that this is the chief's name, the men hand the chief a box of ex-lax, hoping that after he is relieved from his current discomfort he will be more receptive to their request. They com back two days later, ask again, and again the chief says
"Chief Bowels won't move."
So they decide to give him two boxes of ex-lax. They come back three days later and ask the chief once more to move his village.
This time the chief says,
"Chief Bowels have to move. Teepee full of sh!t!"

:banana: :banana:
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Huaca's photo
Fri 04/10/09 06:24 PM
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