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A woman goes into town on a shopping trip.
She finds the most perfect shoes in the first shop, then the most beautiful dress in the second shop. She'd only just got around to entering the third where everything had just been reduced 50% when her mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in a critical condition in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to tell her husband that she'd be there as soon as possible. When she hung up, she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be the best day ever shopping in the boutiques, so she decided to look in two or three more before heading to the hospital. The woman ends up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful chocolate cake compliments of the last shop. She was feeling rather pleased with herself, then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashes to the hospital & sees the doctor in the corridor. She then asks about her husband's condition. The lady doctor glares at her and shouts, "You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn't you? I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it's likely be the last shopping trip for quite sometime! For the rest of his life he will require round-the-clock care, and will now be your responsibility!" for the rest of his days." The woman felt so guilty she immediately broke down and cried. The lady doctor then laughed and said, "I'm only pulling your leg, he's dead, show me what you bought."  
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A woman goes into town on a shopping trip. She finds the most perfect shoes in the first shop, then the most beautiful dress in the second shop. She'd only just got around to entering the third where everything had just been reduced 50% when her mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in a critical condition in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to tell her husband that she'd be there as soon as possible. When she hung up, she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be the best day ever shopping in the boutiques, so she decided to look in two or three more before heading to the hospital. The woman ends up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful chocolate cake compliments of the last shop. She was feeling rather pleased with herself, then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashes to the hospital & sees the doctor in the corridor. She then asks about her husband's condition. The lady doctor glares at her and shouts, "You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn't you? I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it's likely be the last shopping trip for quite sometime! For the rest of his life he will require round-the-clock care, and will now be your responsibility!" for the rest of his days." The woman felt so guilty she immediately broke down and cried. The lady doctor then laughed and said, "I'm only pulling your leg, he's dead, show me what you bought."
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Edited by
shoesmonkey
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Thu 04/09/09 04:20 PM
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A woman goes into town on a shopping trip. She finds the most perfect shoes in the first shop, then the most beautiful dress in the second shop. She'd only just got around to entering the third where everything had just been reduced 50% when her mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in a critical condition in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to tell her husband that she'd be there as soon as possible. When she hung up, she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be the best day ever shopping in the boutiques, so she decided to look in two or three more before heading to the hospital. The woman ends up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful chocolate cake compliments of the last shop. She was feeling rather pleased with herself, then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashes to the hospital & sees the doctor in the corridor. She then asks about her husband's condition. The lady doctor glares at her and shouts, "You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn't you? I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it's likely be the last shopping trip for quite sometime! For the rest of his life he will require round-the-clock care, and will now be your responsibility!" for the rest of his days." The woman felt so guilty she immediately broke down and cried. The lady doctor then laughed and said, "I'm only pulling your leg, he's dead, show me what you bought."
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Oh my!
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