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| Topic: Hi-Jack this thread - part 8 | |
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*serves him right for secretly playing with my barbie dolls*
girls club...girls only...sorry bro, now go pout ova thataway. |
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I'm telling mom you poked my eye out. Now I gotta wear this silly (yet sexy!) pirate eye patch till I buy me a glass eye.
*goes and pouts in the corner, waiting for Boonedog to show up with the master key..." I'm gonna get in there, watch... |
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*little does mahan know kindred's room has a secret door and we're already over at da club and mixing it up with some hunk a hunk of burnin' loves*
note left for mahan: okay, so you got in, but by the time you read this, the cage will have fallen and now...you're trapped. we will be back. 
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Edited by
MahanMahan
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Mon 06/01/09 07:56 PM
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OH NOOOOOOOOoOoOO!
Not the cage, again! *Wonder how many times he's gotta be betrayed by his beloved sister before he decided to sell her to the gypsies...* Oh well, I guess this can't be any worse than a sharp stick to the eye... oh, wait... MY EYE!  |
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betrayed?? now, now...think of it more as...saving you.
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*After jumping up and down in the cage in a hissy fit, he realizes there is a trap door under him and so he jumps up like a chimp and holds on to the side bars...*
 Saving me, Bastet? What fer? To devour me later? *ahhh, wishful thinkin'* *decided to pull out his willy and do as the chimps do when bored at the zoo...* |
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Edited by
MahanMahan
on
Mon 06/01/09 08:21 PM
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All this excitement's got me all thirsty...
Oh look, the ladies left me a glass of juice. How thoughtful of them. I think I can reach it from my cage. Ahh, there, I got it. Yuck....! *pukes all over himself* You wenches poisoned me... BOONEDAWG... HELP! |
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Edited by
MahanMahan
on
Mon 06/01/09 10:08 PM
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*Almost two hours later, the potion has taken full effect... He gets all dizzy, lets go of the bars and falls flat on his butt to the bottom of the cage....*
Bastet, you b**ch... *...and he passes out* |
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Ok ....I am here Mahan....I have the keys to everything...And a potion for all they can throw at ya................There will be no more of this sh-t in my dungion.....
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OMGarsh... Boonedog, is that really you?
*takes the potion to counter act the evil spells them wenches had put on him... Gets out of the cage with the help out Boonedog, and heads out to the clubs to find his sister Bastet...* She better not be getting it on with any guys... Oh how I wish I could turn into SuperJerk, my favorite childhood Super Hero. Then I would REALLY teach these girls a lesson...    
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Ok ....I am here Mahan....I have the keys to everything...And a potion for all they can throw at ya................There will be no more of this sh-t in my dungion..... *creeps back into the dungeon all giggley n falling over my own two feet, staggering into walls* Bastet SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh don't wanna wake nbody up! Gotsta get Mahen's room painted today! Puke green with neon yellow pokla dots!!!! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh n here *takes a paper out of my cleavage* Don ferget ta call this guy...he was HAWT! |
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let's not forget about the disco ball we're going to hang from the ceiling...part of the 'death by disco' plot!!
*gotta go call that hawt guy and see if he has any brothers* *tip-toeing around* |
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A-Ha!
I caught you wenches. DO YOU REALIZE WHAT TIME IT IS, BASTET? You know I can't sleep without my binky. I was up half the night looking for you guys, then I come back and my Binky is missing from my room. Who's got my binky? |
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*screams at the A-Ha*
Gooooooooooooods on Highhhhhhhhhhhhh Mahen...don't DO that...we tryin not to wake nobody up ya dolt! *blinks all bleery eyed and says in a drunken whisper* If he has brothers...tell'im to bring'em all Bastet O.o |
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*Gets all red in the face, in a quick leap snaggs the paper out of Bastet's hand and eats it.*
Try calling your HAWT friend now, you little slut. *turns to Kindred* by the way, your cleavage tastes good! |
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Ouch... What was that for? Me wants me binky...
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that was for wicked.................
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