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I'd love to ask guys and gals to share funny pickup lines they have ever heard of..lets see what you have in store for this blog

Nice shoes, lets ****.

The most pathetic one that I ever heard was from this redneck guy outside of a store....it is as follows.

"Hey girl" Daddy's got a sweet tooth, come give me some of that sugar".

My reply to him was.....Does that really work for you? If so then the caliber of women you get must be on the low end of the spectrum. You are a lame and very pathetic man.

IDK if its a pick up line really but...

Whenever he says... Do you have the time?
I always answer with...Do you have the energy?

A good laugh is shared then I walk away. Ha ha ha ha



Oh yeah I got told this one before
"Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree"
I was offended bc I had no peaches.

One of the funniest I've heard: Screw Milk Baby, I'll do your body good. I responded, yeah I have that T-shirt too.

Wanna go back to my place, have 12 kids, and take over the world?

...Yet to find anyone that works on.

Only one thing can make you a better woman "Me"

Hmmmm I might fall for this one.

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Or

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a
light switch away.

Damn, I might fall for that one too.

That one is beautiful... simply beautiful

Hi was wondering if could you help me, "my friend bet me that I couldn't kiss you on the lips" when she agrees and leans forward you say "mmmm those are not the lips I meant"

not really a pick up line but hanging out in a bar not to long ago for a friends 40th b-day party that i was hosting, there was a guy who kept asking me if needed a drink, i kept turning him down, he was very young and i dont drink, but after about the 8th time he was getting a little restless and came over and sat down at the table we were all at and said well since you wont let me buy you a drink then maybe we could go out sometime, would you be willing to give me your digits? i asked him how old he was and he said 24, i thought wow (now mind you i am 42 yrs old) so i told him i am just a little too old for him and his comeback was, "well thats not a problem, the older the berry the sweeter the juice honey!" i almost fell off my stool from laughing so hard and my friends have never let me forget that i could have been a real COUGAR!!

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one
talking to you.

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

Seriously.....

I have had women hit on me...when I say "I really am not interested in falling in love right now"...I swear the usual reply is..."Could we just have sex then?"

I am not kidding

Krup, you said you would tell.