Topic: The Night of April 1st
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Mon 04/06/09 07:52 PM

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady: I am 71 years old.

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney: Did you know him?

Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him 'Take me,
young man. Take me now!

Defense Attorney: Did he take you?

Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!' and ran off....And that's when I shot him, the little bastard!!

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Mon 04/06/09 07:53 PM
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Mon 04/06/09 07:58 PM
THAT WAS AMAZING!!! lmao

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Mon 04/06/09 07:59 PM
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Mon 04/06/09 08:07 PM
yep, THAT is funny.

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Mon 04/06/09 08:07 PM
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Mon 04/06/09 08:44 PM
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Mon 04/06/09 08:53 PM
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Tue 04/07/09 01:09 PM
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