Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.

All your daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster \par connection to the net: 28.8...ISDN...cable modem...T1...T3.

And even your night dreams are in HTML.

You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.

Your heart races faster and beats irregularly each time you see a new WWW site address in print or on TV, even though you've never had heart problems before.

You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don't have a clue when it happened.

You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can hear if new e-mail arrives.

Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.

All of your friends have an @ in their names.

lol...

thats good

The disturbing thing to me is that some of those statements are very real and not exaggerations. People are far too "connected" to the net these days, emotionally, physically (sitting for hours) and in some cases even spiritually. And then if you work on the internet in some capacity, forget it. You end up spending every waking moment online.