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so i was just eating soup, right?
and as i swallowed some of the broth, a carrot went down with it. well, the carrot got stuck in the tube leading to my lungs, past my epiglottis. i was just drinking juice, trying to fill my lungs with liquid for half an hour trying to dislodge it. i'm telling you, carrots are evil. |
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Most vegetables are deadly...you must be vigilant!
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take that you vegetarians!!!!!!!!
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 bad evil carrot
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nus
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mean ole carrot |
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kill do you need the hind lick?
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nope...
i wasn't choking. |
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Nus...You can't judge all vegetables by just ONE carrot!!!!!!!!!
That would be stereo-typing!!!!!!!!!   
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How do you type in stereo?
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you may not wanna fill your lungs with fluid!!! it becomes even more
difficult to breath omg i used cult towards her [oops] |
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yeah,
but the same thing happened to my friend a while back. see, i have this thing for soup... i love cooking it. who wants some? |
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Sure-make all of us choke!
You first, bigpappa! |
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OMG!!!!!! Nus you're killing me!!!!!!!!!!
Pappa let us know how you make out!!!!!!!!!
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I WASN'T CHOKING!
i could breathe... air could get in and out... it was just stuck. it hurt. a lot. |
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Is two handed typing, typing in stereo?
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Yep and with CAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Now there's an echo in here...here...here...
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shelly TFF
I will never judge another carrot honest engine 
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Adjust the treble on your keyboard!!!!!!!!!!
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