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uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Sun 04/05/09 04:13 AM Edited by uk1971 on Sun 04/05/09 04:19 AM
The Date Limo ride = $300 Fine dining=$800 Theater =$180 Motel room = $700 Total = $1980 Her paying for all of it.... And calling you back for another date Priceless !! Name something Priceless.....................

Dredz_Hang_Low Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 796	Sun 04/05/09 04:17 AM
The Date Limo ride = $300 Fine dining=$800 Theater =$180 Motel room = $700 Total = $1980 Her paying for all of it.... And calling you back for another date Priceless !! Name something Priceless..................... [b} **** you just took the cake buddy. ill take 2 of those

STARTRAVELER Joined Thu 02/14/08 Posts: 9691	Sun 04/05/09 05:00 AM
My divorce = $7,000.00 The ride through Hell = $10,000.00 The road to recovery = $20,000.00 The chance to meet a lovely lady from mingle = priceless !

njmom05 Joined Mon 04/23/07 Posts: 5867	Sun 04/05/09 05:05 AM
My divorce = $7,000.00 The ride through Hell = $10,000.00 The road to recovery = $20,000.00 The chance to meet a lovely lady from mingle = priceless ! Dang, I let my ex hubby off easy. All I took when I left was my son's stuff and my clothes. He got everything else, right down to selling the house and not giving me a dime. But I'd rather be broke and happy than deal with his drama.

coz1976 Joined Sun 07/13/08 Posts: 1196	Sun 04/05/09 05:08 AM
true happiness and contentment

STARTRAVELER Joined Thu 02/14/08 Posts: 9691	Sun 04/05/09 05:21 AM
My divorce = $7,000.00 The ride through Hell = $10,000.00 The road to recovery = $20,000.00 The chance to meet a lovely lady from mingle = priceless ! Dang, I let my ex hubby off easy. All I took when I left was my son's stuff and my clothes. He got everything else, right down to selling the house and not giving me a dime. But I'd rather be broke and happy than deal with his drama. Ah it's all good Now I get the chance to meet a real woman someday !

njmom05 Joined Mon 04/23/07 Posts: 5867	Sun 04/05/09 05:29 AM
My divorce = $7,000.00 The ride through Hell = $10,000.00 The road to recovery = $20,000.00 The chance to meet a lovely lady from mingle = priceless ! Dang, I let my ex hubby off easy. All I took when I left was my son's stuff and my clothes. He got everything else, right down to selling the house and not giving me a dime. But I'd rather be broke and happy than deal with his drama. Ah it's all good Now I get the chance to meet a real woman someday ! Good luck with that!

boonedog Joined Tue 12/25/07 Posts: 10671	Sun 04/05/09 09:25 AM
My divorce = $7,000.00 The ride through Hell = $10,000.00 The road to recovery = $20,000.00 The chance to meet a lovely lady from mingle = priceless ! Dang, I let my ex hubby off easy. All I took when I left was my son's stuff and my clothes. He got everything else, right down to selling the house and not giving me a dime. But I'd rather be broke and happy than deal with his drama. Ah it's all good Now I get the chance to meet a real woman someday ! and she will take ya for the same ride.............

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Sun 04/05/09 09:52 AM
The Date Limo ride = $300 Fine dining=$800 Theater =$180 Motel room = $700 Total = $1980 Her paying for all of it.... And calling you back for another date Priceless !! Name something Priceless.....................

challengingmind Joined Mon 01/21/08 Posts: 563	Sun 04/05/09 06:39 PM
strap on:20.00 gay dvds:30.00 add on gay site:free the look on your parents face when they think your brother is gay...priceless! (a gag joke on brother,no offence meant)