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Have you ever had one? would you like to have one?
What kind is your favourite? Did you enjoy it? |
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Best and most painfull topic of the night, bar none!!!!
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Best and most painfull topic of the night, bar none!!!! Nothing brings a tear to your eye like a catheter! |
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Um...OK!
I've dated two parapalegics...one had an internal balloon catheter...the other had an external... The external kinda' looked like a condom...the internal was held in place (inside) by a small balloon...when he took it out...it made a farting sound... Satisfied? |
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I have one just like this
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Until i had one, i didnt really know what it was.
After i discovered that you can get a condom catheter. I wanna know why i didnt get one of those ones. I got the worst kind. |
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I have one just like this My mom had that... 
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Um...OK! I've dated two parapalegics...one had an internal balloon catheter...the other had an external... The external kinda' looked like a condom...the internal was held in place (inside) by a small balloon...when he took it out...it made a farting sound... Satisfied? Im nearly there, keep going... |
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Edited by
Dan99
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Thu 04/02/09 07:47 PM
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I have one just like this Wow, your bladder is a funny shape and in a funny place! (I never actually knew you could get catheters for things other than the bladder) |
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I have one just like this Wow, your bladder is a funny shape and in a funny place! (I never actually knew you could get catheters for things other than the bladder) # # In medicine a catheter is a tube that can be inserted into a body cavity, duct or vessel. Catheters thereby allow drainage or injection of fluids or access by surgical instruments. The process of inserting a catheter is catheterization. ... haha I just HAD to look it up I'm off to bed. I have to be up at 4:00am to catch a plane to Canadia. I'll yell atcha when I get there Dan |
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They use catheters for more then that too.
Wiki: * draining urine from the urinary bladder as in urinary catheterization, e.g., the Foley catheter or even when the urethra is damaged as in suprapubic catheterisation. * drainage of urine from the kidney pelvis by percutaneous nephrostomy[1] * drainage of fluid collections, e.g. an abdominal abscess * administration of intravenous fluids, medication or parenteral nutrition with a peripheral venous catheter * angioplasty, angiography, balloon septostomy, balloon sinuplasty. Often Seldinger technique is used. * direct measurement of blood pressure in an artery or vein * direct measurement of intracranial pressure * administration of anaesthetic medication into the epidural space, the subarachnoid space, or around a major nerve bundle such as the brachial plexus * subcutaneous administration of insulin or other medications, with the use of an infusion set and insulin pump A central venous catheter is a conduit for giving drugs or fluids into a large-bore catheter positioned either in a vein near the heart or just inside the atrium. A Swan-Ganz catheter is a special type of catheter placed into the pulmonary artery for measuring pressures in the heart. A Touhy borst adapter is a medical device used for attaching catheters to various other devices. A Quinton catheter is a double or triple lumen, external catheter used for hemodialysis. |
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ouchhhhhhhh
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I have one just like this Wow, your bladder is a funny shape and in a funny place! (I never actually knew you could get catheters for things other than the bladder) # # In medicine a catheter is a tube that can be inserted into a body cavity, duct or vessel. Catheters thereby allow drainage or injection of fluids or access by surgical instruments. The process of inserting a catheter is catheterization. ... haha I just HAD to look it up I'm off to bed. I have to be up at 4:00am to catch a plane to Canadia. I'll yell atcha when I get there Dan Have a great time in Canada.  
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I have one just like this Wow, your bladder is a funny shape and in a funny place! (I never actually knew you could get catheters for things other than the bladder) # # In medicine a catheter is a tube that can be inserted into a body cavity, duct or vessel. Catheters thereby allow drainage or injection of fluids or access by surgical instruments. The process of inserting a catheter is catheterization. ... haha I just HAD to look it up I'm off to bed. I have to be up at 4:00am to catch a plane to Canadia. I'll yell atcha when I get there Dan See ya! Hope you have a great time! |
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Had several and they're no fun!
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One word - OUCH!
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Edited by
Dan99
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Thu 04/02/09 07:59 PM
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Had several and they're no fun! I thought it was fun when i was walking around the hospital carrying a big bag of piss. People really kept their distance. |
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