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Topic: Lets talk about catheters
Dan99's photo
Thu 04/02/09 07:39 PM
Have you ever had one? would you like to have one?

What kind is your favourite?

Did you enjoy it?

PATSFAN's photo
Thu 04/02/09 07:40 PM
ill

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Thu 04/02/09 07:40 PM
Best and most painfull topic of the night, bar none!!!!

Dan99's photo
Thu 04/02/09 07:42 PM

Best and most painfull topic of the night, bar none!!!!


Nothing brings a tear to your eye like a catheter!

Gossipmpm's photo
Thu 04/02/09 07:43 PM
bigsmile

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Thu 04/02/09 07:43 PM
Um...OK!

I've dated two parapalegics...one had an internal balloon catheter...the other had an external... The external kinda' looked like a condom...the internal was held in place (inside) by a small balloon...when he took it out...it made a farting sound... Satisfied?

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Thu 04/02/09 07:43 PM
I have one just like this


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Thu 04/02/09 07:44 PM
huh slaphead

Dan99's photo
Thu 04/02/09 07:44 PM
Until i had one, i didnt really know what it was.

After i discovered that you can get a condom catheter. I wanna know why i didnt get one of those ones. I got the worst kind.

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Thu 04/02/09 07:45 PM

I have one just like this







My mom had that...flowerforyou

Dan99's photo
Thu 04/02/09 07:45 PM

Um...OK!

I've dated two parapalegics...one had an internal balloon catheter...the other had an external... The external kinda' looked like a condom...the internal was held in place (inside) by a small balloon...when he took it out...it made a farting sound... Satisfied?



Im nearly there, keep going...

Dan99's photo
Thu 04/02/09 07:47 PM
Edited by Dan99 on Thu 04/02/09 07:47 PM

I have one just like this




Wow, your bladder is a funny shape and in a funny place!






(I never actually knew you could get catheters for things other than the bladder)

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Thu 04/02/09 07:50 PM


I have one just like this




Wow, your bladder is a funny shape and in a funny place!






(I never actually knew you could get catheters for things other than the bladder)


#

# In medicine a catheter is a tube that can be inserted into a body cavity, duct or vessel. Catheters thereby allow drainage or injection of fluids or access by surgical instruments. The process of inserting a catheter is catheterization. ...

haha I just HAD to look it up


I'm off to bed. I have to be up at 4:00am to catch a plane to Canadia. I'll yell atcha when I get there Dan

Winx's photo
Thu 04/02/09 07:50 PM
They use catheters for more then that too.

Wiki:


* draining urine from the urinary bladder as in urinary catheterization, e.g., the Foley catheter or even when the urethra is damaged as in suprapubic catheterisation.
* drainage of urine from the kidney pelvis by percutaneous nephrostomy[1]
* drainage of fluid collections, e.g. an abdominal abscess
* administration of intravenous fluids, medication or parenteral nutrition with a peripheral venous catheter
* angioplasty, angiography, balloon septostomy, balloon sinuplasty. Often Seldinger technique is used.
* direct measurement of blood pressure in an artery or vein
* direct measurement of intracranial pressure
* administration of anaesthetic medication into the epidural space, the subarachnoid space, or around a major nerve bundle such as the brachial plexus
* subcutaneous administration of insulin or other medications, with the use of an infusion set and insulin pump

A central venous catheter is a conduit for giving drugs or fluids into a large-bore catheter positioned either in a vein near the heart or just inside the atrium. A Swan-Ganz catheter is a special type of catheter placed into the pulmonary artery for measuring pressures in the heart.

A Touhy borst adapter is a medical device used for attaching catheters to various other devices.

A Quinton catheter is a double or triple lumen, external catheter used for hemodialysis.

SEXYLATINA666's photo
Thu 04/02/09 07:50 PM
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Winx's photo
Thu 04/02/09 07:50 PM



I have one just like this




Wow, your bladder is a funny shape and in a funny place!


(I never actually knew you could get catheters for things other than the bladder)


#

# In medicine a catheter is a tube that can be inserted into a body cavity, duct or vessel. Catheters thereby allow drainage or injection of fluids or access by surgical instruments. The process of inserting a catheter is catheterization. ...

haha I just HAD to look it up


I'm off to bed. I have to be up at 4:00am to catch a plane to Canadia. I'll yell atcha when I get there Dan


Have a great time in Canada.happy :banana: :banana:

Dan99's photo
Thu 04/02/09 07:53 PM



I have one just like this




Wow, your bladder is a funny shape and in a funny place!






(I never actually knew you could get catheters for things other than the bladder)


#

# In medicine a catheter is a tube that can be inserted into a body cavity, duct or vessel. Catheters thereby allow drainage or injection of fluids or access by surgical instruments. The process of inserting a catheter is catheterization. ...

haha I just HAD to look it up


I'm off to bed. I have to be up at 4:00am to catch a plane to Canadia. I'll yell atcha when I get there Dan


See ya! Hope you have a great time!

beautyfrompain's photo
Thu 04/02/09 07:53 PM
Had several and they're no fun!

Meg8771's photo
Thu 04/02/09 07:59 PM
One word - OUCH!

Dan99's photo
Thu 04/02/09 07:59 PM
Edited by Dan99 on Thu 04/02/09 07:59 PM

Had several and they're no fun!


I thought it was fun when i was walking around the hospital carrying a big bag of piss. People really kept their distance.

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