On their wedding night, the young bride
approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first
lovemaking encounter. In
his highly aroused state, her husband readily
agreed.


This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30
years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to
afford new clothes and other incidentals that
she needed.


Arriving home around noon one day, she was
surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next
few minutes, he explained that! his employer was going through a process
of corporate downsizing, and he had
been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of
59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what
he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.


Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which
showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling
nearly$1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by
the bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they
were one of the largest depositors in the bank.


She explained that for the more than
three decades she had "charged" him for sex,
these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings
and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments
worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely
speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any
idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!"


That's when she shot him.


You know, sometimes, men just don't know when
to keep their mouths shut.

gues he got nah just gonna shut my trap lmao