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I farted in arbys. They made me wait too long for my sandwich. 17 minutes. Pppppfffftttttt!!!
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It was beefy.
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Want any horsey sauce or arbys sauce with that? Uh, um, want me to fart again? No. No no sauce. Ppppppffffftttt!!! Dexter michigan arbys. Can you hear me now?
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If they gave the us an enema they could stick the tube in dexter michigan.
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A guy told me dexter michigan is the armpit of the world. I told him my opinion is much lower on anatomy than that.
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Dexter michigan? I thought they outlawed inbreeding?
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Not from what I've seen
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I used to live in Novi. Know where that is?
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You have a very attractive wifecousin.
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I used to live in Novi. Know where that is? |
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They call em' doublekin.
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I can see why there's a mass exodus from this state. Michigan- a sandbox full of cat turds. Oh sorry, uh,um I mean state troopers.
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Go lions! To san antonio!
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Omg scorpio you moved from novi michigan to lexington kentucky which is like living in novi michigan only everyone has a southern drawl.
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No offence but I hated Michigan. If they ever start above ground nuclear testing again then they need to start there. Good music,bad state.
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Driving week after week and stopping in dexter michigan I'm greatful I don't live here. Of course it could be worse- I could have lived in belleville michigan next to the insane asylum where they let the patients roam during the day. Seen one get arrested in the burger king bathroom last week. He was using the hand dryer for unintended purposes. He was making love to it.
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Driving week after week and stopping in dexter michigan I'm greatful I don't live here. Of course it could be worse- I could have lived in belleville michigan next to the insane asylum where they let the patients roam during the day. Seen one get arrested in the burger king bathroom last week. He was using the hand dryer for unintended purposes. He was making love to it.
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"Excuse me mr burger king manager- there's a guy with his penis stuck in your hand dryer in the bathroom". Shouldve seen the look on his face.
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