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Awww! Are we gonna have to call you Tequila Mockingbird?
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Awww! Are we gonna have to call you Tequila Mockingbird?
no tequila. i haven't been able to do that stuff for a long time
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Who's gonna come party with me this weekend? 
If I could.....I would.  
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Who's gonna come party with me this weekend?
If I could.....I would.
I know you would, Sweetheart... 
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I have a question, when I get moved to Texas will it be required of me to own and wear a cowboy hat while swiggin Lone Star????
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Cowboy Hat - Required
Cowboy Boots - Required Lone Star Beer- Required Clothing- Optional |
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Cowboy Hat - Required Cowboy Boots - Required Lone Star Beer- Required Clothing- Optional Cowboy hat-gonna have to purchase Cowboy boots-got sh*t kickers in the closet Lone Star Beer-reckon I can acquire a taste for it Clothin-will be wearin jeans and a shirt Will it be necessary for me to change my 'Howdy' into a 'Yee haw'? Just want to make sure I use the proper greetin once I get there. Ya'll do use the term 'Ya'll' right? I know the d*mn yankees use "U guys" UGH! that just don't sound right to these southern ears.
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Howdy is fine. YeeHaw is only used in PeeWee Herman movies to remember the Alamo! (YEEEHAWW) see?
Also we'll let you wear jeans & a longsleeve shirt part time. Don't want u to get too sunburned...since your a redhead. Y'all hurry up and get here. |
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Hey Redd! What part of Texas are you moving to? There's just one rule: The person moving here has to provide the beer!
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When I went to Texas, I asked if there are any driving rules that are different than other places. I was told I didn't need turn signals or hand signals as long as I yelled real loud out my winow....Yeeeeee if I turning left and Hawwwwww if I'm turning right.
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*comes in & kicks around all the beer cans* Holy Sh!t...who the hell made all this mess?
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HEY....you ruined our beer can pyramid
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*BURP* How was everyone's Easter weekend?
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