To sheild everyones eye I will replace the foul words with funny sentiments.

I left my Girlfriend about a month ago (give or take.) - I was sitting at work and around lunch she called me---Asked if I wanted to come over for lunch. I said, "Huh, No I'm good." I say goodbye and I continue my day. Ten seconds later, she calls back and says..."You know what Billy? You're an Custabooger!" And she hung up! I was like, "Huh!" So, I go on my way again. I get another call and she starts.

Then I continue lunch, next thing I know I see her...she is on her way to my job with that crazed look in her eye. Short story short. She comes to my job and starts going on and on about how I made the biggest mistake ever. How I will regret what I did and how she hopes I get hurt and realize how big of MichiganWolverine I am. I couldnt believe it.

So get this. I am sitting at my desk and my boss comes to me and goes, "Billy, do you want me to do anything? There's a bag for you outside and she is sitting out there."

I'm like..."No, just let her be she'll go away."

Next thing I know, I get a text message and I see my coworker walk around the corner with a Kroger's bag as I am opening my cellphone and looking up at her.

She hands me the bag as I am looking down at the phone and I see this message, "Ha ha ha, Hope everyone enjoys seeing ALL of your C*U*M Rags!!! Ha HA!!"


Makes ya wonder about women, now doesnt it?

NOT sure what those are, thank God, but I gather she's not too classy!!!

Sounds to me like you didn't end the relationship with any sort of closure. Not that this excuses her wildly immature and stalkerish behavior, but maybe if you didn't totally ignore her and treat her like a third class citizen she wouldn't have gone to your work to piss you off.

Just saying....

All this cause you wouldn't join her for lunch? Seems she has some issues she needs to resolve.

Can you say obsessed?

Hope you don't have a bunny rabbit ...

WTF is a cum rag and why did she keep them?

wasnt aware i needed to explain what cum rags were (they can be anything lying around) ---- those are what ya use to clean up a woman after you cum on her. or what ya use to cum in when you masterbate by yourself when you sneak off and forget to throw it away and accidently leave it under the bed/near the bed and dont throw it away and she cleans the room after u move out......and there are not any unresolved issues....and i dont have any bunny rabbits, lol

That is horribly revolting.

Ever heard of bathing?

TMI Syndrome... TMI Syndrome.

You are making her out to be immature, but really. I'm thinking you're the pot and she's the kettle.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww nasty!!!

cha ching!!!

I'm thinking someone should point out that it is pertinent to hide the evidence when the deed is done I mean I dunno but trash cans come to mind.

I would classify his behaviour as emotional abuse.

lol..okay...fair enough...so i deserve my crazy ex girlfriend coming to my work place bringing a bag full of my old "cum rags" bc i was too "nasty and disgusting" to throw them away. touche. that is a very good answer. A VERY GOOD answer. I LOVE IT! that is too funny...i never thought of it like that....it would have never happened if I would have just threw em away, lol awesome....good replies people..........

Picture room full of things on floor, clothes, moldy towels, pizza boxes, beer cans, ashtrays overflowing, curdled milk in cereal bowls, but hey, maybe that is just MY mental picture.

I would make wallpaper out of it. Do you have a staple gun???

omg you know my ex husband???

i guess you never saw weeds,

trusty jerk sock

I think we married the same douchbag... with the same exact, never replaced nozzle.

lol cum rags can be socks too....LLOLOL

Thank you OP........I NEVER WANT TO BE WITH A MAN AGAIN!!!!!