At the doctors



A man visits the Doctor, as he walks in the doctor says “Sit down, what can I do for you”



The man replies, “When I tell you, please don’t laugh”



All right says the Doctor I won’t laugh.



Are you sure says the patient, that you will not laugh.



Yes, yes replies the doctor, I will not laugh,



All right says the man and takes down his trousers.



The Doctor looks at the mans penis and suddenly bursts out laughing uncontrollably, when he is a bit more composed the Doctor apologizes for laughing and says, “That is the smallest penis I have ever seen in my Life, it’s so small I could not help Laughing, now what is your problem.



The man replies “It’s Swollen”.

My whole office is laughing uncontrollably at this one. gj