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Just call me curly- fries.
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So you want to understand male/female relationships. Well I've figured it out. It's like this: All men are pigs. All women are psycho. C'est tout. If only it could be that simple. I studied psychology for seven years -- I KNOW how to deal with psychos. You convince them that the voices in the head are actually YOUR voice, then you send them out to get you a pizza. but the other voice wants hamburgers |
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So you want to understand male/female relationships. Well I've figured it out. It's like this: All men are pigs. All women are psycho. C'est tout. If only it could be that simple. I studied psychology for seven years -- I KNOW how to deal with psychos. You convince them that the voices in the head are actually YOUR voice, then you send them out to get you a pizza. |
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So you want to understand male/female relationships. Well I've figured it out. It's like this: All men are pigs. All women are psycho. C'est tout. If only it could be that simple. I studied psychology for seven years -- I KNOW how to deal with psychos. You convince them that the voices in the head are actually YOUR voice, then you send them out to get you a pizza. but the other voice wants hamburgers My voices argue between havin chinese or mexican food ![]() |
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but the other voice wants hamburgers Does it have an accent? British accent trumps everything else. |
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Are psychos hungrier than pigs?
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Are psychos hungrier than pigs? I think it depends how many rampages they went on that day |
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but the other voice wants hamburgers Does it have an accent? British accent trumps everything else. ![]() |
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Are psychos hungrier than pigs? We have more personalities to feed. Therefore, the logical conclusion would be yes ![]() |
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Are psychos hungrier than pigs? We have more personalities to feed. Therefore, the logical conclusion would be yes ![]() Sounds logical. But wait! All women are psycho. Can psychos be logical? |
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Are psychos hungrier than pigs? We have more personalities to feed. Therefore, the logical conclusion would be yes ![]() Sounds logical. But wait! All women are psycho. Can psychos be logical? What if the psychos eat the pig? One less voice to deal with.... |
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Are psychos hungrier than pigs? We have more personalities to feed. Therefore, the logical conclusion would be yes ![]() Sounds logical. But wait! All women are psycho. Can psychos be logical? One of the voices say yes. However, the rest are arguin amongest themselves so I will have to get back wit u on that ![]() |
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The voices in my head want to know what I should do with their wheelchairs after I eat my vegetables?
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Hey that looks like Barney Fife with a wig on! Is that you Barney?
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So you want to understand male/female relationships. Well I've figured it out. It's like this: All men are pigs. All women are psycho. C'est tout. ![]() |
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All women are psycho. Beware the shower, my incredibly long-bladed knife, the curtain breaking and sinister music in the background ... Be VERY frightened ... ![]() |
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Are psychos hungrier than pigs? We have more personalities to feed. Therefore, the logical conclusion would be yes ![]() Sounds logical. But wait! All women are psycho. Can psychos be logical? One of the voices say yes. However, the rest are arguin amongest themselves so I will have to get back wit u on that ![]() One of my voices says to tell one of your voices that there is always one that is logical |
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All women are psycho. ![]() Beware the shower, my incredibly long-bladed knife, the curtain breaking and sinister music in the background ... Be VERY frightened ... ![]() Maw-haw-haw-haw ... ![]() http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoQ6Jc9PyCI |
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The voices in my head want to know what I should do with their wheelchairs after I eat my vegetables? OMG ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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I have it all figured out as well, stay single, live happy!!
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