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Edited by
uk1971
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AQUARIUS - Jan 20 - Feb 18:
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical, causing you to make mistakes over and over again. People think you are stupid. PISCES - Feb 19 - Mar 20: You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI, CIA, IRS, MI6 or Mossad. You have a minor influence over your associates and people resent you for your flaunting it at your peers. You lack confidence and you are generally a coward. Pisces people do horrible things to little animals. ARIES - Mar 21 - Apr 19: You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advice. You are not nice. TAURUS Apr 20 - ay 20: You are practical and persistant. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are a communist. GEMINI May 21 - June 20: You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People love you because you are bi-sexual. However, you are inclned to expect too much for too little. This means you are cheap. Geminis are known for committing incest. CANCER June 21 - July 22: You are sympathetic and understanding to other people and their problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you'll never amount to anything. Most welfare recipients are Cancer people. LEO July 21 Aug 22: You consider yourself to be a born leader. Others think yoare pushy. Most Leo people are bullies. You are vain and dislike honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are known thieves. VIRGO - Aug 23 - Sept 22: You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your nit-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and sometimes you fall asleep while making love. Virgos make good bus drivers. LIBRA - Sept 23 - Oct 22: You are artistic and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a man, you are more likely to be gay. Chances for employment along this line and monetary gain are excellent. All Libras die of a sexually transmitted disease. SCORPIO - Oct 23 - Nov 21: You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacles of success because you totally lack ethics. Most Scorpio people are murdered. SAGITRARIUS Nov 22 - Dec 21: You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks and dope fiends. People laugh at you a great deal. CAPRICORN - Dec 22 - Jan 19: You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You don't do anything and are lazy. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. Capricorns should avoid standing too long, as they tend to take root and become trees. |
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wow sag was spot on
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ARIES - Mar 21 - Apr 19:
You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advice. You are not nice. Missed me competely with this one. |
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Best Horoscopes I've ever seen:
AQUARIUS - Jan 20 - Feb 18: You're Gonna Die. PISCES - Feb 19 - Mar 20: You're Gonna Die. ARIES - Mar 21 - Apr 19: You're Gonna Die. TAURUS Apr 20 - ay 20: You're Gonna Die. GEMINI May 21 - June 20: You're Gonna Die.TWICE CANCER June 21 - July 22: You're Gonna Die. LEO July 21 Aug 22: You're Gonna Die. VIRGO - Aug 23 - Sept 22: You're Gonna Die. LIBRA - Sept 23 - Oct 22: You're Gonna Die. SCORPIO - Oct 23 - Nov 21: You're Gonna Die. SAGITRARIUS Nov 22 - Dec 21: You're Gonna Die. CAPRICORN - Dec 22 - Jan 19: You're Gonna Die. |
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Edited by
Atlantis75
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Mon 03/30/09 11:08 AM
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SCORPIO - Oct 23 - Nov 21: You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacles of success because you totally lack ethics. Most Scorpio people are murdered. finally a horoscope that is being honest. |
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TAURUS Apr 20 - May 20:
You are practical and persistant. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are a communist. |
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