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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 31 | |
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I need one of those or 20!!!
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dEAR DIARY.......Ive decided to become a nun.
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Yeah, its always one LOSER gets my phone number and gives it out like halloween candy to the children. I used to answer the phone "Trick or treat you worthless f*ckin loser"!!! They are so dumb they never got the joke. I can program some funny chit on my blackberry. Ringtones, picture popups, message sends. If my phone is ringing the theme music from the movie psycho (SHREIK! SHREIK! SHREIK!) don't answer it- its a psycho. You can program anything you want for a ringtone for each number.
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http://mingle2.com/topic/show/215696
this guy made me want to be a nun.......I never want to be with a man again!!! 
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The backwoods redneck freind- the theme banjo music from deliverance.
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Yeah, its always one LOSER gets my phone number and gives it out like halloween candy to the children. I used to answer the phone "Trick or treat you worthless f*ckin loser"!!! They are so dumb they never got the joke. I can program some funny chit on my blackberry. Ringtones, picture popups, message sends. If my phone is ringing the theme music from the movie psycho (SHREIK! SHREIK! SHREIK!) don't answer it- its a psycho. You can program anything you want for a ringtone for each number. 
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lmao ! my cousin has his set up if some one calls ....it say's fukc you im not answering you !
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ya,he's not the brightest light bulb in the pack !
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lmao ! my cousin has his set up if some one calls ....it say's fukc you im not answering you ! Anyone want a welfare burger????> 
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My asshole boss- madonna like a virgin. Or queen bohemian rhapsody. My bosses mamma had a devil for a son who screws MEEEEEE! Screws MEEEEE! Screws MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Da da bomp bomp bomp da da da bomp bomp bomp.
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Yeah, its always one LOSER gets my phone number and gives it out like halloween candy to the children. I used to answer the phone "Trick or treat you worthless f*ckin loser"!!! They are so dumb they never got the joke. I can program some funny chit on my blackberry. Ringtones, picture popups, message sends. If my phone is ringing the theme music from the movie psycho (SHREIK! SHREIK! SHREIK!) don't answer it- its a psycho. You can program anything you want for a ringtone for each number. |
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I wannnnnnnnnnnnnna good song!!!!
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here i am ....im the motherfukcer of the year !
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm my welfare burgers are the best!!! Sooooooooooo much garlic.......enough to kill a small mammal!!!
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omg........work called. They want me to be there by 1........
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Im going to be sick
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And when my boss calls that picture of gypsys catbox full of football turds pops up for a picture. My alcoholic cousin nick? A drunken passed out ronald mcdonald picture. Asshole chad? Photo of a spyncter.
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they want to discuss my return to work???
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I dont want to go. I want to tell them to all fukc off!!!
 
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Good luck gypsy girl. I have the feeling this is all going to work out in your favor.
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