| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 31 | |
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      Im looking for someone "real" = No Im not!!! I want a plastic barbie doll that says "yessssssssss you are right" "Youre alwayyyyyyyyys right" and doesnt argue with me!!!         | |
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|      omg the ultimate fish pic!!   | |
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      Lets do coffee= I dont want to spend $$$$ on you to find out you are a total dudd and Im cheap so if it doesnt work out I can still get a 2 for 1 pizza for myself and some beers before I go home and watch tv.   | |
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|      omg the ultimate fish pic!!       | |
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      I like to make people laugh = I know 4 jokes that I tell everyone repeatedly until they want to use an ice pic on my temple!!!   | |
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      Looking for my match = You must have a good paying job and remember to NEVER ARGUE WITH ME!!     | |
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      oHHHHHH what about the man with car/truck pictures??? Or man with some sort of dead carcass????
 Me cave man..........you!!! Dont argue with me and DONT SCRATCH MY precious truck!!!   | |
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      Honest man looking for honest woman = Ive been burned so many times before that I wont trust you with anything and YOU WILL PAY FOR MY PAST MISTAKES!!!   | |
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      its sunny outside today   windy ...but sunny   | |
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      YA you look a little wobbley today!!!   sunny and windy here too.........   | |
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      I may even go outside!!!   | |
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      Spring has sproinged!!! My tulips are trying to come up.     | |
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      prolly cold out there  but I wanna go out side to | |
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      Looking for a sweet kind girl = Im looking for someone without an opinion or a brain and complies to all of my wishes!!!         | |
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| prolly cold out there  but I wanna go out side to   | |
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        Edited by
        Gypsy41
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        Sun 03/29/09 11:57 AM
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      Gaaaaaaaaaaaawdt the more I read the more I wanna be single!!!       | |
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      Im looking for my Yoko Ono= omfg kill me now!!!       | |
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      Dear diary.......I think Im too opinionated and sarcastic to have a bf!!!!         I must learn to bow.......and say "Yes honey!!! Youre the best!!! Youre right!!!   | |
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