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Topic: The PCU's Party Room - part 7
krupa's photo
Mon 03/30/09 04:15 PM
Long..hot...steaming....yeah, you just described my penis but, that ain't helping baby!!!!


I keep trying to dip it into a glass of ice water...not only is it not helping...it makes the water taste funny.

Holly4459's photo
Mon 03/30/09 04:16 PM
Edited by Holly4459 on Mon 03/30/09 04:17 PM

Long..hot...steaming....yeah, you just described my penis but, that ain't helping baby!!!!


I keep trying to dip it into a glass of ice water...not only is it not helping...it makes the water taste funny.


um - i mean wasn't it with Single?huh

He ran to get listene?

MeChrissy2's photo
Mon 03/30/09 04:16 PM

Long..hot...steaming....yeah, you just described my penis but, that ain't helping baby!!!!


I keep trying to dip it into a glass of ice water...not only is it not helping...it makes the water taste funny.


Krup, sometimes you just have to take matters into your own hands. Put on some midget porn and have at it. Works for me.devil

krupa's photo
Mon 03/30/09 04:17 PM


ohwell


Think of the french kiss you got last night!


Tonight...Single would do best to keep his @ss to the wall...right now, the crack of dawn ain't safe around me.......


Do any of you guys go through this? Seriously, Sometimes it is time to get LAID!

blah....

krupa's photo
Mon 03/30/09 04:19 PM
I guess it would help if they came out with new midget porn...but, I have worn out what is available.

Holly4459's photo
Mon 03/30/09 04:19 PM
cold shower Kruppie-

but you'll wind up back here and need another one!devil

MeChrissy2's photo
Mon 03/30/09 04:19 PM



ohwell


Think of the french kiss you got last night!


Tonight...Single would do best to keep his @ss to the wall...right now, the crack of dawn ain't safe around me.......


Do any of you guys go through this? Seriously, Sometimes it is time to get LAID!

blah....


Oh Krup, you have no idea. I feel like a phukn Volcano just waiting to erupt. And yes, Women feel it too. God help the next man I get my claws into.

odie3008's photo
Mon 03/30/09 04:21 PM
peeks thru doggie door

krupa's photo
Mon 03/30/09 04:23 PM
This suxxxxxxxx...

Got a boner a cat couldn't scratch...the dogs are looking at me like "Oh Hell no!" and ran outside...

My mannequin just isn't as responsive as she used to be....

My right hand just turned me down..(head ache)

My left hand is straight.

I love my woman....I don't wanna go out......

Holly4459's photo
Mon 03/30/09 04:25 PM
noway Odie run!!!!

MeChrissy2's photo
Mon 03/30/09 04:27 PM

This suxxxxxxxx...

Got a boner a cat couldn't scratch...the dogs are looking at me like "Oh Hell no!" and ran outside...

My mannequin just isn't as responsive as she used to be....

My right hand just turned me down..(head ache)

My left hand is straight.

I love my woman....I don't wanna go out......


Krup, you want to play dirty?devil







I got a ton of yard work that needs doing.laugh

krupa's photo
Mon 03/30/09 04:27 PM

peeks thru doggie door


Odie!!!!! Help a brother out man...think of the absolute least sexy thing that you can think of....talk me down bro.

MeChrissy2's photo
Mon 03/30/09 04:30 PM
*whistling softly* Here puppy, puppy.

krupa's photo
Mon 03/30/09 04:30 PM





Krup, you want to play dirty?devil







I got a ton of yard work that needs doing.laugh


I would f**k you in your yard...I would insist on trimming your bush...plowing whatcha got...and fertilizing the hell out of ya!

....sigh....stop talking dirty to me...it ain't helping!

odie3008's photo
Mon 03/30/09 04:31 PM

This suxxxxxxxx...

Got a boner a cat couldn't scratch...the dogs are looking at me like "Oh Hell no!" and ran outside...

My mannequin just isn't as responsive as she used to be....

My right hand just turned me down..(head ache)

My left hand is straight.

I love my woman....I don't wanna go out......



OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl



iimm sssttttillllllll laughing....
krup yu crack me up

dude think of you parents doing it or talking about it,, thats what works for me

MeChrissy2's photo
Mon 03/30/09 04:32 PM






Krup, you want to play dirty?devil







I got a ton of yard work that needs doing.laugh


I would f**k you in your yard...I would insist on trimming your bush...plowing whatcha got...and fertilizing the hell out of ya!

....sigh....stop talking dirty to me...it ain't helping!


Hmmm trimming my bush is an interesting thought. Hmmmm letting my mind wander and moaning softly. Am I helping?laugh

Holly4459's photo
Mon 03/30/09 04:34 PM
Here Krup....





odie3008's photo
Mon 03/30/09 04:34 PM

*whistling softly* Here puppy, puppy.



*ears stand up**
gotta go man





*runs to Chrissy*
tail waggin and tongue hangin out

MeChrissy2's photo
Mon 03/30/09 04:35 PM
Holly don't help him. I have always wanted to test my theory on Human Spontaneous Combustion.


Hmmmm, in the yard, on the deck, under the stars, when it's hot out.

krupa's photo
Mon 03/30/09 04:37 PM


This suxxxxxxxx...

Got a boner a cat couldn't scratch...the dogs are looking at me like "Oh Hell no!" and ran outside...

My mannequin just isn't as responsive as she used to be....

My right hand just turned me down..(head ache)

My left hand is straight.

I love my woman....I don't wanna go out......



OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl



iimm sssttttillllllll laughing....
krup yu crack me up

dude think of you parents doing it or talking about it,, thats what works for me


WTF???? My Dad is a bigger pimp than I will ever be!!!! Where the hell do you think I got my mojo?


I am gonna slap another Icepack on it but, it will only make me think that I am boning my ex (Elvira)...sure it was like humping a dead fish but...hey...it always got me off.

Damnit people!!!! I need help!

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