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Long..hot...steaming....yeah, you just described my penis but, that ain't helping baby!!!!
I keep trying to dip it into a glass of ice water...not only is it not helping...it makes the water taste funny. |
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Holly4459
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Mon 03/30/09 04:17 PM
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Long..hot...steaming....yeah, you just described my penis but, that ain't helping baby!!!! I keep trying to dip it into a glass of ice water...not only is it not helping...it makes the water taste funny. um - i mean wasn't it with Single? He ran to get listene? |
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Long..hot...steaming....yeah, you just described my penis but, that ain't helping baby!!!! I keep trying to dip it into a glass of ice water...not only is it not helping...it makes the water taste funny. Krup, sometimes you just have to take matters into your own hands. Put on some midget porn and have at it. Works for me. |
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Think of the french kiss you got last night! Tonight...Single would do best to keep his @ss to the wall...right now, the crack of dawn ain't safe around me....... Do any of you guys go through this? Seriously, Sometimes it is time to get LAID! blah.... |
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I guess it would help if they came out with new midget porn...but, I have worn out what is available.
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cold shower Kruppie-
but you'll wind up back here and need another one! |
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Think of the french kiss you got last night! Tonight...Single would do best to keep his @ss to the wall...right now, the crack of dawn ain't safe around me....... Do any of you guys go through this? Seriously, Sometimes it is time to get LAID! blah.... Oh Krup, you have no idea. I feel like a phukn Volcano just waiting to erupt. And yes, Women feel it too. God help the next man I get my claws into. |
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peeks thru doggie door
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This suxxxxxxxx...
Got a boner a cat couldn't scratch...the dogs are looking at me like "Oh Hell no!" and ran outside... My mannequin just isn't as responsive as she used to be.... My right hand just turned me down..(head ache) My left hand is straight. I love my woman....I don't wanna go out...... |
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Odie run!!!!
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This suxxxxxxxx... Got a boner a cat couldn't scratch...the dogs are looking at me like "Oh Hell no!" and ran outside... My mannequin just isn't as responsive as she used to be.... My right hand just turned me down..(head ache) My left hand is straight. I love my woman....I don't wanna go out...... Krup, you want to play dirty? I got a ton of yard work that needs doing. |
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peeks thru doggie door Odie!!!!! Help a brother out man...think of the absolute least sexy thing that you can think of....talk me down bro. |
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*whistling softly* Here puppy, puppy.
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Krup, you want to play dirty? I got a ton of yard work that needs doing. I would f**k you in your yard...I would insist on trimming your bush...plowing whatcha got...and fertilizing the hell out of ya! ....sigh....stop talking dirty to me...it ain't helping! |
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This suxxxxxxxx... Got a boner a cat couldn't scratch...the dogs are looking at me like "Oh Hell no!" and ran outside... My mannequin just isn't as responsive as she used to be.... My right hand just turned me down..(head ache) My left hand is straight. I love my woman....I don't wanna go out...... OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! iimm sssttttillllllll laughing.... krup yu crack me up dude think of you parents doing it or talking about it,, thats what works for me |
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Krup, you want to play dirty? I got a ton of yard work that needs doing. I would f**k you in your yard...I would insist on trimming your bush...plowing whatcha got...and fertilizing the hell out of ya! ....sigh....stop talking dirty to me...it ain't helping! Hmmm trimming my bush is an interesting thought. Hmmmm letting my mind wander and moaning softly. Am I helping? |
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Here Krup....
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*whistling softly* Here puppy, puppy. *ears stand up** gotta go man *runs to Chrissy* tail waggin and tongue hangin out |
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Holly don't help him. I have always wanted to test my theory on Human Spontaneous Combustion.
Hmmmm, in the yard, on the deck, under the stars, when it's hot out. |
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This suxxxxxxxx... Got a boner a cat couldn't scratch...the dogs are looking at me like "Oh Hell no!" and ran outside... My mannequin just isn't as responsive as she used to be.... My right hand just turned me down..(head ache) My left hand is straight. I love my woman....I don't wanna go out...... OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! iimm sssttttillllllll laughing.... krup yu crack me up dude think of you parents doing it or talking about it,, thats what works for me WTF???? My Dad is a bigger pimp than I will ever be!!!! Where the hell do you think I got my mojo? I am gonna slap another Icepack on it but, it will only make me think that I am boning my ex (Elvira)...sure it was like humping a dead fish but...hey...it always got me off. Damnit people!!!! I need help! |
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