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Topic: rate mEe, rate mEee agaain,...I'm not the only one i i i i,
MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Thu 04/02/09 03:42 PM Edited by MahanMahan on Thu 04/02/09 03:56 PM
Home honey, I'm high...! Legend has it that Albert Einstein could not tie his own shoe laces. Or that he owned seven identical suits one for each day of the week so that he wouldn't have to waste time deciding what to wear. I don't really care about all that... The man could make a split pea soup to die for. It was so bombay in fact that it made even the most prudish of Asian ladies want to bangkok. I can babble on about Babylon for days... ...but the point is, in personalizing your mingle² profile page, the one thing to remember is that less is more. Unless of course, one is updating his or her financial portfolio in which case less is definitely less...

Quantumthoughtbubble Joined Tue 11/18/08 Posts: 494	Thu 04/02/09 04:08 PM
duely noted....maybe it is to long

MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Thu 04/02/09 05:16 PM Edited by MahanMahan on Thu 04/02/09 05:19 PM
duely noted....maybe it is to long The two Mahans in my head are seldom in agreement on any given subject and often times carry out long winded debates, all to a one man captive audience; me! So it is a rare occasion such as this that the two Mahans have actually come to an agreement... and much to my surprise, it is neither that your profile bio is too long nor that it is just right. The collective MahanMahan's final reply to your inquiry is that it is only up to you to determine whether or not you have rambled on. Further more, you must be new to mingle², as soon you will learn, as countless others have who came before you, to not ever take avice from your fellow minglers...!

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Thu 04/02/09 05:20 PM
I drink the fith!

2KidsMom Joined Tue 09/30/08 Posts: 58206	Thu 04/02/09 05:23 PM


scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Thu 04/02/09 06:21 PM
...so a skeleton walks into a bar. Say's I"ll have a beer.....and a mop!"

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Thu 04/02/09 06:58 PM
......a horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks's "Why the long face?"

MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Fri 04/03/09 05:13 PM
......a horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks's "Why the long face?" ...and? I just hate cliff hangers.

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Fri 04/03/09 05:19 PM
......a horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks's "Why the long face?" ...and? I just hate cliff hangers. Well, see........he's a horse, so he's got an elongated snout, ya' know? A long face.

MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Fri 04/03/09 05:49 PM
No, that ain't it. I think I've heard this one before. The horse replies something like he's sad cuz his mother-in-law was rejected from the glue factory, or that his wife just gave birth to a half breed circus freak zebra oer something... I'll ge back to you on that...

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Fri 04/03/09 05:53 PM


Quantumthoughtbubble Joined Tue 11/18/08 Posts: 494	Fri 04/03/09 06:15 PM
duely noted....maybe it is to long The two Mahans in my head are seldom in agreement on any given Further more, you must be new to mingle², as soon you will learn, as countless others have who came before you, to not ever take avice from your fellow minglers...! Thank you bolth for the advise. I have to remamber not to take it.

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Fri 04/03/09 06:15 PM
Know what ya' call a lesbian from Alaska?

Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Fri 04/03/09 06:23 PM
......a horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks's "Why the long face?" ...and? I just hate cliff hangers. Well, see........he's a horse, so he's got an elongated snout, ya' know? A long face.

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Fri 04/03/09 06:24 PM
Know what ya' call a lesbian from Alaska? A Klondyke!

MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Fri 04/03/09 06:45 PM
You betcha!

scorpio90 Joined Sun 12/21/08 Posts: 8481	Fri 04/03/09 06:49 PM
You betcha!

Quantumthoughtbubble Joined Tue 11/18/08 Posts: 494	Sat 04/04/09 05:43 AM
What's the benefit to dateing a homeless girl?

Quantumthoughtbubble Joined Tue 11/18/08 Posts: 494	Sat 04/04/09 05:44 AM
When the dates over you can drop her off anywhere.

MahanMahan Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 5844	Sat 04/04/09 06:29 AM
When the dates over you can drop her off anywhere. ...unless you are a sucker like me and she ends up living in your car for the next 3 weeks and you end up driving her back to Utah just to get her to move out of your car... ...you know, not sayin' that ever happened to me or anything like that...!