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Topic: Lifeline
Unknow Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 1403	Fri 03/27/09 05:08 AM
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, the wars, jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc...... I called Lifeline. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...

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