Damn...What the f-cks it take ta get a drink around here.............

Welcome to the Dark Side Polson and Scout.. Here's a treat for Scout

You get up off your azz and get us one

Damn we married or something??????????

what the fork are you talking about fireheat

I'll be bartender what'll ya have?

For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.

"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.

The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later of naughty fun, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.

"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them.

Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head."

what the fork are you talking about fireheat



You dammit....telling me to get you a drink.......and I am a thinking ya already had too much....ya went from calling me firehead to fireheat.............




hold that drink Holly............she don't need it.....

Don't get him started!
And I will take a r&c thank you.

Here ya go! some buffalo wings with that?

I feel like whipping up some snacks!

Well, thanks Holly!

Wings sound great!

Someone says here puppy!

*whips Up wings, mozzarella sticks, jalepeno poppers
cheeses and crackers and chips- cracked ice and more - BOOZE!!!!!*

entertainment.....................

Damn firehead put your clothes back on your blinding me

Hey! Leave it up! Makes me look GOOD!