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| Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 30 | |
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wants me to kick patrick star out of her sand castle
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designed a moat around my castle so it will never be washed away
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Gets in exrememly violent fist fights with dead fish.
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runs around the house naked drinking martiny's
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wants to watch cartoons
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wants to watch kick boxing
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Does his housework in his underwear Did I leave a curtain open AGAIN?! 
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Left his curtain open again......
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That's a horse's hoof on Pete's shoulder - they're gettin to know each other better
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wants to ride my horse
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Wants to sit in front of me while I ride
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is too embarrassed to ride bareback
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wants to apply udder balm to the chafing I get when I ride bareback
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keeps pointing to more chafed places
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Keeps applying..and applying..and applying
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Wants to take up yodeling as a profession
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Doesn't know that I can sing songs like "Lovesick Blues" and "Long Gone Lonesome Blues", and hit the falsettos with no trouble......
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Can really sing soprano
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Is tone deaf
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Willing to teach me lip reading through contact
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