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Edited by
Dro_In_Indio
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and in the ensuing chaos, made off with a new pair of boxers...
Invited all her friends to her house for a piano recital and when they all got there and were sitting and had drinks waiting for her to start, she told all of them that she doesn't have a clue about how to play the piano. |
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Lol my friends know I am musically challenged.
Called every McDonalds in town til he found one that was willing to make a chicken nugget flurry! |
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LMAO
Walked into a Best Buy Once and Asked the first Associate she saw where the woman's apparel section was. |
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You spying on me?
Waited 12 hrs in front of ticketmaster to purchase Barry Manilow tickets! |
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Edited by
Dro_In_Indio
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Fri 03/27/09 12:43 AM
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I was told he f***ing ROCKED!!!
Went to a vegan restaurant and ordered Filet Mignon rare |
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Trying to enlighten them!
Trys to see how many ink pens he can steal in a day |
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I thought no one knew about that =/
Once 'flipped the bird' to a group of actual Nuns who she thought were only making fun of Nuns. (My brain hurts... Haley... You and I so OWN the Games forum at the moment) |
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lol we do
but it is fun. I sat here half the day trying to get someone to play with be ...it seemed like I was the thread killer I woulld post then noone said a word. They were mmaking fun of nuns! dressed as a cop for his buddies fiances bridal shower |
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I made $7 dollars that night!
Went to see the movie Titanic and was completely pissed that the boat sank at the end. |
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lol
No clue huh?..that the ship was doomed? I got mad every time Gilligan foiled the attempts to get off the island. |
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You did? lol
Went to Dunken Donuts at 5am and ordered a Health Smoothy |
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Again just trying to enlighten the dim!
Really buys playboy for the articles! |
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There are articles???
Once had a secret crush on Pee Wee Herman... |
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Only after we found out he was a freak!
Not pre-perv Pee-Wee he was just silly! Plays with legos |
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You got a problem with Legos?
Has a collection of Barbie doll heads that sing her to sleep each night. She said her boyfriend was weird cuz he couldn't hear them. |
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OMG really I really chuckled out loud on that one!
He was the one who heard voices I just saw ghost! Does his christmas shopping at yard sales |
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You get great deals...
Once asked a priest if he masturbated to stories he'd heard in confession... Just to see the look on his face. |
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Stop spying! He was a perv and I couldn't talk to the other one he was the reason I was in confession.
Still hides his veggies when eating at Moms |
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Edited by
Dro_In_Indio
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Fri 03/27/09 01:48 AM
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She over cooks them.
Thought that Golf Balls was like Tennis Elbow. |
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lmao I love it! very good one!
Has Tweetie Bird tatooed on his bum! |
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