MORNING SEX
She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walked in; She turned and said,
You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
His eyes lit up and he thought,

'This is my lucky day.'
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her
And then gave it his all;
Right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said,

'Thanks,'
And returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked,

'What was that all about?'
She explained,
'The egg timer's broken.'

I don't think that was very funny, rara! All you need is a good 3 minutes...
Five minutes including cuddle time afterwards.

Somehow your joke is implying that quickies are a bad thing...!

Awe, don't be angry. If the egg timer wasn't broken, she wouldn't have asked for sex at all.

Do you know my ex, Gabrielle, by any chance?

There's a time and a place for everything...including quickies. lol

Thank you...

Finally somebody who understands me!

Regretably, in the last 3 and a half years of my four year marriage, working about 80 hours a week between two jobs, all I had time for were quickies...!