After a quarrel with his girlfriend Andrey, a 37-year-old Russian man, decided to stop having any sexual relations with the opposite sex forever and cut off his penis with scissors.

“After two unsuccessful marriages I decided to vow celibacy. I do not want to communicate with women any more, nor do I want to have any sexual relations with them,” says Andrey.

“The bleeding man was found by his neighbors who immediately called the ambulance. The man was hospitalized,” a police officer said

Fortunately, medics successfully reattached the severed organ.

http://english.pravda.ru/society/stories/20-03-2009/107268-Man_penis_girlfriend-0

That is what I am going to do next time

too bad they reattached it to his left elbow...

seriously???? talk about extreme

Jeeze...that had to hurt. Scissors?? Seriously? Ouch....gave me shivers thinking about it. Lorena Bobbit in reverse.

Kat

were they sure it was his penis ..i think i misplaced my penis in Russia last week ....

Don't forget Mr. Bobbit who had the opposite happen to him and now he is a porn star! The incredible detachable penis!

Celabacy is much easier than that. Must not have trusted himself.

Kat

All I can say is OUCH!!!!!!!!

You ain't seen nothing yet:

German cannibal tells of fantasy

A man accused of killing, dissecting and eating another man has gone on trial in central Germany.

The court heard how horror films had fuelled Armin Meiwes' childhood fantasies of eating school friends.

The 41-year-old computer technician is charged with murder, even though the victim allegedly volunteered for his fate by replying to an internet advert.

The gruesome incident was all captured on camcorder and the footage is expected to form part of the evidence.

"I had the fantasy, and in the end I fulfilled it," he said. The fantasy first developed between the ages of eight and 12, he added.

Mr Meiwes advertised on the internet for a well-built male prepared to be slaughtered and then consumed.

"Slim and blond, that would have been the type", he told the court.

The victim, 43-year-old Bernd-Jurgen Brandes, answered the advert in March 2001.

Mr Meiwes told investigators he took Mr Brandes back to his home in Rotenburg, where Mr Brandes agreed to have his penis cut off, which Mr Meiwes then flambéed and served up to eat together.

Prosecutors say Mr Meiwes then stabbed the victim repeatedly in the neck and dissected the corpse.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3286721.stm

honey we're having "guest" for dinner ..break out the chianti....

Sick isn't even the word for that. That's some scarey sh1t. Eeeeeuuuuuwwwww.
I don't even want to go in and look for that kind of stuff. Eeeeuuuuwwwwww.........
Kat

I say And raise it a