But when I accidentially ran acrose this during a 'google search' it cracked me up so bad, I almost peed my self!!!


..... #Sep 1st, 2006 @ 7:43 PM
netster403
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The laser pointer built into my mouse is not very clear. It turns into a blob on distant objects. Please rectify this immediately.

For example:
It does'nt burn my eyes as much as my pointer at the office. Pls help.

--Alex v.
MCSE Proofessional



Sep 2nd, 2006 @ 3:46 AM
W3bbo
The Master of Baiters
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netster403 wrote:
The laser pointer built into my mouse is not very clear. It turns into a blob on distant objects. Please rectify this immediately.

For example:
It does'nt burn my eyes as much as my pointer at the office. Pls help.

--Alex v.
MCSE Proofessional




Little information provided besides a vague description of the symptoms
No specific technical information provided (such as what mouse you have)

No explanation for coming here (your warranty expired?)
Excessive demands placed on those attempting to help "Please rectify this immediately"
...so how exactly are we going to help you?

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Sep 2nd, 2006 @ 4:00 AM
netster403
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For example the red dot from the laser pointer on the mouse is 2 feet large. When I use my Microsoft Certified Laser Pointer from fry's the dot is 1-2 mm and is bright. Please help me.

--Alex v.
MCSE Proofessional






Read the rest at:

http://channel9.msdn.com/forums/TechOff/226322-My-laser-pointer-doesnt-work

you made my day

I started to post this in "Jokes and Funny Stories" but figured that most wouldn't know... that a "MSCE Proofessional" would know means this dimwit is a "Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer, Professional"...

No wonder my mouse jumps all over the screeen sometimes, opening C*** at random...