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Citizen_Joe
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Fri 03/20/09 04:17 PM
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I gave my 64 year old mother advice about sex. 
It seems my step father who had prostate cancer had well, the part of it removed that causes the flag to go to full mast. I said, "That's just one of his tools. Has he no fingers? Has he no tongue?" If I were there, I just know her face would have turned beet red. |
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CJ, before I got married at 30 my mom told me sex is an important part of marriage and that she and my dad still had sex atleast twice a week. I am still blind.
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*puts fingers in ears screaming Lalalalala!!!* Aaaaagggggghhhhh!
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Thanks for the visual.
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CJ, before I got married at 30 my mom told me sex is an important part of marriage and that she and my dad still had sex atleast twice a week. I am still blind.
I miss sex. The head above my neck is still in charge though. Any woman I've been interested in lately has been metaphorically been resulting in neon signs, like, "Warning, severely tired damaged". |
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Thanks for the visual. The visual or the verbal of the visual? I forgot to mention she's a jw who thinks masturbation is a moral sin. So, we also had a minor religious debate. |
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I gave my 64 year old mother advice about sex.
It seems my step father who had prostate cancer had well, the part of it removed that causes the flag to go to full mast. I said, "That's just one of his tools. Has he no fingers? Has he no tongue?" If I were there, I just know her face would have turned beet red. Ummmm I so relate with your mother some of the best advice I have been given has come from my grown children.I am always asking or saying "Really you can do that??? 
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And I thought I was traumatized for life when I found condoms in my Dad's medicine cabinet....
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I gave my 64 year old mother advice about sex.
It seems my step father who had prostate cancer had well, the part of it removed that causes the flag to go to full mast. I said, "That's just one of his tools. Has he no fingers? Has he no tongue?" If I were there, I just know her face would have turned beet red. Ummmm I so relate with your mother some of the best advice I have been given has come from my grown children.I am always asking or saying "Really you can do that???
Out of the mouths of grown children. 
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*puts fingers in ears screaming Lalalalala!!!* Aaaaagggggghhhhh! (((((((((( NOT LISTENING )))))))))))) "LA LA LA LA LA" 
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Oh my this is the topic that I wake up to... Gotta say it worked better than coffee
 
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ya ya .. thanks Keith! THAT'S what I was thinkin ..
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