A blond in a car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day So she
eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.

She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She then takes
out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the
vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in
trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers...

Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't
very long before a police car arrives.

The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled
vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"

"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.

"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here
by
the road?!" asks the Officer...

"Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!" she replies.

lmao oh my god that was good

how many paramedics were needed?

Ehhmm?

Just a pair!!!!