WOW.....I run into way too many people like...THIS...
wheres my construction tape and cones???

...I've lived on the road for 20 years. I'm in the service industry. Welcome to my life. I get it daily. Its been quite fun terrorizing the terminally stupid. Uh, you handle each situation with utmost care. From the lonley old widow that ran the scales in butte montana that just wanted someone to talk to and listen to the retarded punk fuel jockey with the potty mouth at Toledo 5 that was so stupid as to insult someone and something he had no clue about. He seen a truck parked the wrong way out on the end of a fuel isle getting fuel. (for safety reasons because I had a federal load of explosives). So as I'm standing there talking with the manager and paying for my fuel- the potsmoking lack of testosterone patchy bearded potty mouth punk strolls in and starts running his mouth. "Look at the truck parked the wrong way out on the end! What a stupid f*cking truckdriver. Wonder where that dumbf*ck sh!thead got his drivers license...crackerjack box? What a f*ckin retard"! (the punk has no clue he's standing next to the guy) The manager is standing there looking at me in fear (thinking my 50,000 dollar a year account is now gone because of his idiot employee). I turned to look at the punk and smiled and reached out and grabbed his nuts and hung on for dear life. He screamed and went to the floor.I then said this to him; "Kid, lemme tell you a few things. First, I'm the f*ckin retard that you're standing here insulting. I'm the f*cking retard with the truck parked way out there the wrong way for everyones safety full of explosives being guarded by 2 police cars. Next I wanna tell you I'm a 50,000 dollar a year account customer that does not have to do business with you. I can go anywhere I want. Next kiddo I wanna tell you that when you insult someone you better be able to back it up. Don't be writing checks with your mouth that your ass can't cash. Because as far as I see it- I got your balls in my hand and you're in a lot of pain right now and much more than that, by the looks on your managers face not only do I have your little nutsack in my hand but it looks like I'm also holding your job in my hands as well for insulting a cash paying customer in front of him". The minute I let go of his nuts and he stood up- his boss yelled "You're fired"! I said to his boss "Wait, wait, wait. No harm, no foul. I think he learned a very important lesson in customer service today. Didn't you"? He nodded his head. I said "Well then its all good then aint that right everyone"? By this time I had an audience of about 25 people cheering me on. I always was voted most likely to incite a riot and take over a small country.

I do have a problem with babbling drunks though and must avoid them at all cost. For their safety of course.

I have that nervous twitch reflex disorder when I'm around babbling drunks that just makes my iron fist superconducive to their magnetic face. POW!!! But I'm taking my vitamins to reduce the conduciveness.

Fran dreschers voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard, but I'd still f*ck her. What she lacks in nasal control she makes up in vaginal fortitude.

I have become leery about telling too many personal details about myself recently. Had some bad experiences

I guess what I'm trying to say lilith in my parodial stylings is that you just gotta take the good with the bad sometimes.

But having vaginal fortitude helps. Don't confuse it with vaginal aptitude though. Its womens version of thinking with their wiener. And thinking with a wiener is just food for thought.

Thank you, thank you. I know. I'm great.

If only lex could see me now.

I think he can.... good job, LHB!

(pats LHB on back)... but doesn't speak. I'm chewing gum with sugar alcohol and Imma ascared!

Yeah, I'm seeing everything!

Well, parts of it, anyway....

LHB, just keep doing what you're doing....

In my response of "don't ask...don't tell".. I guess I didn't get a clear picture of what you were asking about.. If people as in the check out line start with their babble I just say please I am not interested in your life. I have had a woman try to hug me while telling me her prefernces in what she buys. I just said to her "sorry ,if you please don't mind I really dislike being touched by strangers or hearing their likes and dislikes" Sometimes, like you said people just spew forth with stuff. I just try to be polite set my boundary and move on .

As for in this site? I keep certain things to my self. Because actually it's none of anyone's business as to some of the things that get posted. Hope this answers your question a little better

Is anyone really sure that it really isn't fran drescher with a cold doing the voice of peter griffin on family guy? Hmmmmmm. That laugh sounds awfully familiar.